excessive randomness...(episode II)...

oh! apparently 18-year-olds aren't (jailbaits)...

...at least not for da bunny...

...or so says an ^evil (taco)... :P

...hee...

- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!

i did it!!

yes...i did it!! (really). (seriously). it took many hours of my (tortured) existence...but i finally get to axe it off of my to-do list!!! (if you don't know what it is, shhh...it's a secret!!)

...ooooooo...

i should celebrate!! (by getting drunk)!! showing up to (fasc) should be fun tomorrow!! XD

...oooooooooooo...

i went shopping with da (banana) today! i finally bought myself an electric soldering iron!! i haven't had a chance to test it out yet, but i'd be a happy camper if it works!!

i managed to run smack into the parental units at (metrotown). yes. the (both) of them. in a mall filled with thousands of people!!!

...oh the (horror)!!

(brandy) finds this incident amusing. da (evil) bunny is (not) amused!!

da parental units are (everywhere)!!

- so says da ^traumatized (evil) bunny!!

trek of impurity...

i finally found an (awesome) house party!! or perhaps the house party found me...

...either way, it resulted in shocking levels of (intoxication)...and us wandering around in the middle of nowhere (in squamish)...a town that was in the middle of nowhere to begin with!! i suspect that i managed to drop more purity points. i blame (blair). blair is (evil). and so are (jailbaits).

oh well...purity points are (so) overrated!!

- so says da ^impure (evil) bunny!!

da (evil) bunny is foodsafe?!?

yes...i passed the foodsafe exam! in fact, i scored a solid 98%!!

i am now officially foodsafe!!!

(am i the only one who finds this disturbing?!?)

- so says da (evil) bunny!!

excessive randomness...

i had entirely too much fun last night!! at a grocery store, of all places!! i was introduced to the (alien) concept of healthy snack food. it was slightly traumatizing. me thinks snack food should never be (healthy)!!

we wound up going to x-site for dinner!! it was awesome cuz i've been wanting to go! we spent a ridiculous amount of time in there. but there was b33r. and (taco). i was happy. :P

i didn't end up making it to the long-awaited (celebrities) outting. i set out to go around midnight...but there was still a freakin' lineup, and i didn't feel like playing outside in the rain...

i do want to go at some point tho! (celebrities) is fun!!

right now, i'm hungry. unfortunately, deranged parental units are standing between me and edible food items. this sucks. i want a (taco)...of the edible variety. or cream puffs. or cookies. or kimchi noodles.

ummm...i wonder if hot tap water is hot enough to make kimchi noodles happen?!?

- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!

lateral occipital lobes?!?

lateral occipital lobes are explosive...at least according to one (drunken) wimpy. i can't comment on this one way or another. even if i did once possess such a lobe, it would currently be swimming around in b33r... ;)

the batman begins outting turned out to be a huge success! 37 people came out for opening night!! this included a random assortment of my ensc, cs, and student movement friends. i'm already pondering our next movie outting!! but before i get all carried away, i need to run another bbq...and start pushing this FAS volleyball tournament that is creeping up fast! a certain no-show will be (un)invited from all future movie outtings. (oooo...ain't i sneaky?) ;)

i spent all weekend (partying) at skillz!! it was totally AWESOME!!! there were (fun) workshops! there was much (bad) karaoke!! there was partying with the usual suspects!!! there were JCC meetings with the ambassador of fun!!!! there was excessive drunkenness on the part of many!!!!! there was the spread of conspiracy theories like wildfire!!!!!! best of all...there were nekkid BoDies in the BoD office!!!!!!! (well...maybe only one nekkid BoDie...) XD

i'm currently lounging in the bunny-mobile...and enjoying the beautiful sunshine at the beach!! the radio is blaring!!! it's 3 hours of (taco) radio!!!! i think (taco) music might be growing on me...

i want to go to a nomi-hodai!!!

- so says da ^sleepy (evil) bunny!!

batman begins...

oh ^so (evil)...

today i waged a mighty battle with the greased-up monster known as the esss bbq. for 90 long painful minutes, i scrubbed, scraped, washed, and swore until i was blue in the face...and still the grease would not fade away. to make matters worse, i removed the upper racks from the bbq, and have NO clue how to put them back!! i'm convinced that i have officially ran my last bbq EVER, because this grease-cleaning thing is fucking ridiculous!!!

grrrrrrrrrrr...

in contrast, the best part of my day was spent harassing the (taco) at the radio station. the radio station fascinates me. i can't believe that i've never spent time at CJSF until last week. i have an urge to play in the studio!!

i also have an urge to throw sharp objects at certain people. or at people in general. (yes...this anti-social thing is getting a bit out of control. there are now officially 3 people that i do not hate. pooooo...)

- so says da ^anti-people bunny!!

ooooooooooo...

i forgot to mention the cfs skills development weekend. it's happening from june 17-19. we'll be camping out in rez. we ain't getting townhouses this year. but i'm still TOTALLY looking forward to it!!

me thinks i should hijack the social planning from no.(fun)sdale... :P

- so says da (evil) bunny!!

return of an (evil) bunny...

contrary to popular belief, da (evil) bunny is indeed (undead). if you are amongst those who noticed my (drunken) absence at the convocation ceremonies, i send sincere apologies. i was a ^bad (bad) bunny this week. you can lynch me...if you catch me... :)

i came to a rather important realization this week. i SUCK at cranium!! and Taboo!! and probably board games in general!!! this isn't to say that i didn't have fun at games night last night...but being on the (sober) university team and getting our collective asses kicked by a posse of (drunken) HS grads is just SAD!! :P

the fact that i wound up with driving duties was also (sad). especially when i was in the company of those who could drive and don't drink. i'm SO not taking on DD-duties for our outting to celebrities. with the notable exception of (brandy), i suspect that i'm the worst DD ever!!!! :P

i spent a hefty chunk of time this weekend at the BoD retreat. i found it useful. no heads rolled...and none of the ppl that i expected to show up drunk did so. but i'm glad that the board retreat planning is over...and that i have no other pressing BoD-werk! now i can focus on what is truly important...organizing an esss social for june to avoid the cream pies that will otherwise fly my way!!

(see? this is why one should think twice before making ridiculous campaign promises in DSU elections...pooooo!!!)

batman begins. june 15. $10.

i suspect that this qualifies as an esss social...

perhaps i won't get pied after all...

- so says da (evil) bunny!!