annual general madness!

annual general madness is a (bizarre) medical condition. if left (untreated), it will (consume) your entire (existence). it will (haunt) you, day and night! and leave you (hungry), (sleepy), and 90.1% (delirious)!! :D

annual general madness is (contagious)!! so if you too suspect that you have succumbed to this (alarming) condition, here's a list of 10 possible (symptoms)...

10. you completed your 60 sfss hours for october (before) the start of october!

09. the first thing your friend asks when you log onto (msn) is not "how is the bunny?" but "how was the sfss agm?"

08. you have yet to attend a (single) class or attempt a (single) assignment in the current academic (semester)!

07. the director of university curriculum (and the coolest sarah at sfu!) encourages you to bypass your class and go straight to sleep!! :P

06. you find yourself needing to hug a toilet, and you are clearly ^not (hungover).

05. you don't remember that you gave yourself your third (concussion) since (august 20), until someone points out that that's perhaps why you were hugging the toilet.

04. you have spent so much time with an ^evil (taco) that you find yourself going through (taco)-withdrawal in her absence. XD

03. you slept for 12 hours straight a day after the agm!

02. you slept straight through dinner because your body is so used to being (hungry) that it no longer remembers what (edible) food items feel like!!

01. you devote an (entire) post to the annual general madness, cuz you haven't done a fuckin' thing in two weeks that doesn't revolve around the agm!

i'm hitting the theaters for (into the blue) tomorrow! i can't wait to see it!! give me a (shout) if you want to come along!! :P

- so says da ^undead (evil) bunny!!

(domesticated)?!?

blair thinks i'm turning into a (domesticated) bunny. (and not in the i-now-know-how-to-cook sense).

this does (not) make me happy! i refuse to be a (pet) bunny!!

(grrr).

- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny!!!

(violence) is golden...

have you ever given in to the (urge) to do something that you clearly shouldn't do? have you ever initiated an ^unstoppable (train wreck) just to see the ^inevitable (carnage)? have you ever done something ^supremely (evil) simply because you felt like it?

it is (fun). i think i ought to do it more often.

- so says da ^destructive (evil) bunny!!

(sleep) is (overrated)!!

and so are people who are in constant need of it!!

(grrr).

- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!

occupational health and safety hazard?!?

forget the leaning tower of (pizza)!! ignore the leaning towers of csss (floppies)!!

here comes the (ultimate) tower-building challenge!!! to turn a stack of 400+ pop cans into the ^most (precarious) free-standing structure possible, within the natural disaster zone that is the (esss office)!!



and to think that (facilities management) declared our office an official occupational health and safety hazard (before) this madness?!?

(geesh).

- so says da ^amused (evil) bunny!!

it's (over)!!

yes! it's (over)!! (done)!!! (finished)!!!! and soon to be (forgotten)!!!!!

(whee)!!

- so says da ^happy (evil) bunny!!

you (suck) and that's (sad)...

various people have pointed out that the previous post was positively (snarky).

i'm a (grouchy) bunny. (bite me).

- so says da ^cranky (evil) bunny!!

you know what's worse than watching (paint) dry?!?

watching (glue) dry. at 4:30 in the morning. in the 440 lab. i'm ^so (glad) we don't have (board) or (forum) tonight. i'd hate to be (rude) and sleep through the sound of people speaking to hear their own voice.

i want (b33r). (2.5 kegs of it). that (may) put a dent in my (pissy) mood.

- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!

(taco) radio!!

if you are amongst the 7 regular listeners of the (no show) on cjsf 90.1fm, you might have heard the invasion of (evil) bunnies on (taco) radio this afternoon!

(yes). da bunny actually talked on the (radio)! no thanks to an evil ^evil (taco)!! why the (taco) would put da bunny on the radio is beyond me. i guess (evil) food items are just (evil)!! :P

i posted a new photo of the (taco) on dA last night. i'm super pleased with it! i really ought to (stalk) ^evil (tacos) with my camera more often. i want to expand my dA gallery!! ;)

okie, i think i'll stop with the (taco) obsession now... XD

- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!

it's all about (taco)!

have you ever wanted a (taco) mouse pad? a (taco) coffee mug? or how about a (taco) coaster? or better yet, a (taco) puzzle? all this (and more!) can be available through my new (deviantPrints) account with a few mouse clicks on the part of one (evil) bunny!! ;)

i'm (not) gonna do it tho. if you want an giant 20" by 30" poster of an (evil) food item, you are (not) getting it off the internet. :P

still, i'm rather (pleased) that my latest artistic creation surpassed the 1,000 hits mark in less than 3 weeks! who said da (evil) bunny has no (artistic) talent?!? :P

me thinks da (banana) will be (jealous)! XD

- so says da ^artistic?!? (evil) bunny!!

da (evil) bunny is...

(or so you think).

(hee).

- so says da ^happy (evil) bunny!

(mensc) debauchery!!

there has been much (drunken) debauchery tonight. there's bound to be (more) before the sun comes up. i'm somewhat surprised that security has yet to shut this show down. but there is sure to be (hell) to pay in the morning. or whenever someone notices a few missing (candles). XD

(yes). (candles). birthday (candles).

da bunny is (innocent). (at least on this count). :P

it's (possibly) good that there's a lack of (evil) food items at this event. me thinks that we would have (traumatized) the ^evil (taco) for (life). ;)

- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!

pacVan invasion!!

the CSSS pacman has made its way onto the cover of tomorrow's issue of (24 hours)!

there are also some (awesome) pics online, courtesy of one (aki mimoto)!!

it's too bad we couldn't take any photos at muggs 'n' juggs. there were more than a few memorable moments. ;)

cost of the new mensc tanks?

(15 dollars).

cost of 5 pitchers of b33r?

(80 dollars).

photo of julie's close encounter with the (nekkid) dancer?

(priceless). XD

- so says da ^mischievious (evil) bunny!!

concussion syndrome?!?

are sfss board members more concussion-prone than 99.999% of the world's population?!? cuz it's really starting to feel that way.

(yes). da bunny is (concussed). (again). for the second time in a (month). and this time, i can't even blame the ^evil (taco).

(grrr).

well, i'll blame da (evil) one anyways. haven't you heard that concussions are (contagious)?!? XD

- so says da ^concussed (evil) bunny!!

first week madness!!

da bunny survived the first half of first week madness. now i get to sit back and enjoy the show. :P

i feel like i'm watching some teen horror flick. like (scream). or (final destination). you know that everything is about to go to (hell), and yet the on-screen character remains completely (oblivious) to his destined fate. :P

i'm sitting (and waiting) for that moment. waiting for the (axe) to fall. (it's fun). i'm bound to get a few disapproving glares. but then again, maybe that's why i'm da (evil) bunny! XD

midnight madness. this friday. 6:00pm.

t-minus < 48 hours until (show time)!!

- so says da ^sadistic (evil) bunny!!

(non)-drunken debauchery!

there was much (non)-drunken debauchery last night. it involved many (engineers), a strip of (vinyl), a series of cold showers, and lots of (rope). ;)

if you were invited and didn't go, you totally missed out!! you would have been totally into it too.

oh well. you (suck). XD

- so says da (evil) bunny!!

burger (bun) madness!!

have you ever wondered what 260+ (mini) burger (buns) look like?

(an ^evil bunny did). :P

- so says da ^bored (evil) bunny!!