there are (three) things that people should know about me...
i (hate) being told what to do.
i (hate) being manipulated.
i (hate) people who think they can get away with it.
...and (no). this isn't a ^pointed comment. (or anything).
- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny
2005/07/26
2005/07/24
rules are meant to be broken
i was a ^delinquent (evil) bunny last night. it was (great) fun! i (love) corruption!! (both on the part of myself and on the part of others). tho mostly on the part of others. if only because i doubt i can lose all that many more purity points. XD
there were pitchers of (cream ale) and (black plague). there were long island ice teas. there were people floating...in a cloud of (smoke). there was the exchange of (secrets) and (conspiracy theories). there was (me) wandering around commercial drive at odd hours of the morning. i had an (awesome) evening! one that was well worth the lynching i got when i rolled home slightly after 3:00am. ;)
we spent most of the evening talking about anything and everything. it was (weird). not (weird) in a bad way. but (weird) in the way that no one else has ever tried to psychoanalyze me like that before. it was an interesting experience. it made me think about things that i don't normally stop to think about. it forced me to try to capture and verbalize the thoughts that drift aimlessly amongst my (drunken) brain cells. it prompted me to spend most of today pondering just why it is that i like certain people. (or one person in particular). :P
i think i've figured it out!! i'm naturally drawn to people who are fucked-up and aren't afraid to admit it. i'm drawn to people who will not be horrified by who i am. i'm drawn to people who amuses me, whether they do so intentionally or just because they are so damn cute! i'm drawn to people who i simply don't (get), because i enjoy spending time with them and trying to figure them out! XD
i can elaborate. or you can ask me. assuming that you are one of the (five) remaining people that i actually like.
...oooooooooooooo...
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!
there were pitchers of (cream ale) and (black plague). there were long island ice teas. there were people floating...in a cloud of (smoke). there was the exchange of (secrets) and (conspiracy theories). there was (me) wandering around commercial drive at odd hours of the morning. i had an (awesome) evening! one that was well worth the lynching i got when i rolled home slightly after 3:00am. ;)
we spent most of the evening talking about anything and everything. it was (weird). not (weird) in a bad way. but (weird) in the way that no one else has ever tried to psychoanalyze me like that before. it was an interesting experience. it made me think about things that i don't normally stop to think about. it forced me to try to capture and verbalize the thoughts that drift aimlessly amongst my (drunken) brain cells. it prompted me to spend most of today pondering just why it is that i like certain people. (or one person in particular). :P
i think i've figured it out!! i'm naturally drawn to people who are fucked-up and aren't afraid to admit it. i'm drawn to people who will not be horrified by who i am. i'm drawn to people who amuses me, whether they do so intentionally or just because they are so damn cute! i'm drawn to people who i simply don't (get), because i enjoy spending time with them and trying to figure them out! XD
i can elaborate. or you can ask me. assuming that you are one of the (five) remaining people that i actually like.
...oooooooooooooo...
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!
2005/07/23
comments now enabled!!!
i finally fixed my blog template! i'm (excited)! see how productive i can be in the absence of (evil) food items?!? XD
leave me (funny) commentary!! (or else). da bunny demands it. ;)
leave me (funny) commentary!! (or else). da bunny demands it. ;)
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/22
uncreativity...
i came to a (shocking) realization today. it's the 21st...and i only have 45 BoD hours this month!! :O
oh the horror!! oh the scandal!!! this is possibly the least i've worked in a given month. (ever).
(gulp).
the really amazing part of this is that i've actually been super-(productive) this month. i coordinated the (FAS) volleyball tournament. i conspired to form the (master plan) for world domination. i launched my new career as a concert promoter. i spent more time doing 440 than i had in (months). i found myself a new drinking buddy. whee!! XD
the word (taco) appears no less than (16) times on this blog. (or so i've been told). this is (slightly) disturbing. the only words that appear with more frequency are (evil) and bunny. (and only if you count my signatures).
i guess that made it (17).
(oops).
- so says da ^obsessed?!? (evil) bunny
oh the horror!! oh the scandal!!! this is possibly the least i've worked in a given month. (ever).
(gulp).
the really amazing part of this is that i've actually been super-(productive) this month. i coordinated the (FAS) volleyball tournament. i conspired to form the (master plan) for world domination. i launched my new career as a concert promoter. i spent more time doing 440 than i had in (months). i found myself a new drinking buddy. whee!! XD
the word (taco) appears no less than (16) times on this blog. (or so i've been told). this is (slightly) disturbing. the only words that appear with more frequency are (evil) and bunny. (and only if you count my signatures).
i guess that made it (17).
(oops).
- so says da ^obsessed?!? (evil) bunny
2005/07/21
2005/07/20
i cooked my (left) paw...
...with the freakin' blow gun!!
(it hurt). for a good 10 minutes.
now it's just (numb). i suspect it's (well-done).
ack!!!
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny!!
(it hurt). for a good 10 minutes.
now it's just (numb). i suspect it's (well-done).
ack!!!
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/19
monday night madness!!
forget monday night football. forget monday night RAW. mondays are the night to party on campus...exclusive (VAAGGG 2.0)-style!! XD
we had a total (blast)!! would you expect anything less of an evening that involved The Peak, bottomless BEvERages, meat lockers...and (evil) food items?!? ;)
(...randomness ensues...)
i did a (ton) of thinking this past weekend. in between ogling (pretty) people on crescent beach...consuming (obscene) volumes of SoHo...and turning into a (deep-fried) bunny!! i reflected on my goals, motivations, and objectives. i re-evaluated my friendship with a certain someone. i realized that i can survive a weekend without (taco)...despite what the contents of this (blog) may suggest. i finally figured out what i want out of this year. now i just need to figure out how far i'm willing to go to make it happen... ;)
i (love) being scandalous!!
i (love) VAAGGG 2.0!!
i (love) the ^oh so (pretty) one!!!
i ^so don't (love) gerber files!!!
grrrrrrr...
- so says da ^inspired (evil) bunny!!
we had a total (blast)!! would you expect anything less of an evening that involved The Peak, bottomless BEvERages, meat lockers...and (evil) food items?!? ;)
(...randomness ensues...)
i did a (ton) of thinking this past weekend. in between ogling (pretty) people on crescent beach...consuming (obscene) volumes of SoHo...and turning into a (deep-fried) bunny!! i reflected on my goals, motivations, and objectives. i re-evaluated my friendship with a certain someone. i realized that i can survive a weekend without (taco)...despite what the contents of this (blog) may suggest. i finally figured out what i want out of this year. now i just need to figure out how far i'm willing to go to make it happen... ;)
i (love) being scandalous!!
i (love) VAAGGG 2.0!!
i (love) the ^oh so (pretty) one!!!
i ^so don't (love) gerber files!!!
grrrrrrr...
- so says da ^inspired (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/14
sleep deprivation!!
i'm meeting up with (taco) at 7:30am. i need to get my ass (and the bunnymobile) to her place...in one piece...
me thinks i need to develop an ability to sleepdrive...
- so says da ^insane (evil) bunny!!!
me thinks i need to develop an ability to sleepdrive...
- so says da ^insane (evil) bunny!!!
2005/07/12
i (hate) DSUs...
i think they should cease to exist!!! (well...not really...i think they should cease to exist if they refuse to run semi-efficiently...or in this case, run at all!!!) :@
grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
at least VAAGGG 2.0 is happening soon. perhaps the (taco) can put me back in a (non)-violent mood.
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
at least VAAGGG 2.0 is happening soon. perhaps the (taco) can put me back in a (non)-violent mood.
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
(evil) bunnies at (play)!!
VAAGGG 2.0 was ^oh (so) productive last night!! VAAGGG 2.0 consumed no less than 3 pitchers of b33r!!! (collectively). VAAGGG 2.0 should meet more (often). not that we aren't guaranteed to have plenty of (illicit) encounters in the coming months!! XD
da (wimpy) one didn't send me an email yesterday!! or an ecard!!! or toys!!!! wahhhhhhhhh!!! :'(
da bunny is glad she fell into the river...pooooo!!! XD
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
da (wimpy) one didn't send me an email yesterday!! or an ecard!!! or toys!!!! wahhhhhhhhh!!! :'(
da bunny is glad she fell into the river...pooooo!!! XD
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/10
party (planning) madness!!
this weekend was supposed to be the kick off to a week of ^excessive (drunkenness)! instead, i find myself ^relatively (sober)...and conspiring to induce ^excessive (drunkenness) on the part of others!! it has been ^so much (fun), and ^oh so (exciting)!!! i might turn into a (productive) bunny yet!! ;)
omg!! i think i'm turning into (taco)!! :O
(gulp).
does this mean i might develop a (strange) obsession with rubber duckies in the next 5 months?!?
- so says da ^productive?!? (evil) bunny!!2005/07/06
bubble world!!
da (wimpy) one is ^so (demanding)!! she complains when my blogposts are (short). she complains when my blogposts are (random). most of all, she complains when my blogspots are (non)-existent!! :@
some people are just ^so (damn) hard to please!! XD
grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :P
da bunny needs to stop thinking. all this thinking is cutting the BEvERage supply to my brain!!
bubble world has finally crash-landed on burnaby mountain!! ^so (exciting)!! wheeeee!!
hey (wimpy)...was that (random) or (obscure) enough for you?!? ;)
heh!! XD
- so says da ^random (obscure) bunny!!
some people are just ^so (damn) hard to please!! XD
grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :P
da bunny needs to stop thinking. all this thinking is cutting the BEvERage supply to my brain!!
bubble world has finally crash-landed on burnaby mountain!! ^so (exciting)!! wheeeee!!
hey (wimpy)...was that (random) or (obscure) enough for you?!? ;)
heh!! XD
- so says da ^random (obscure) bunny!!
2005/07/05
superbeautifulmonster!!
this past weekend has been a string of (awesome) adventures!
it began on thursday with a (red-hot) esss bbq!! it was LITERALLY (red-hot)...as in a we-set-the-esss-bbq-on-fire kinda way!! and i'm not talking a small fire either. the freakin' thing was flamin' for a good 10 minutes...with flames leaping nearly 2 feet into the air!! it was slightly alarming...but at least the grease pan is possibly more grease-free than it has been in years!!
me thinks my foodsafe training is ^so (overrated). why can't the course teach us something remotely useful...say...how to avoid operating a (flaming) bbq?!?
thursday night was julie's big b-day bash!! she turned the big (22)!! we went to the (plaza)...and proceeded to consume many red bull highballs!! i was definitely into the red bull highballs!! so was julie.
julie got (completely) trashed! (in 0-to-10 minutes)!! don't you hate it when bartenders actually follow the wonderfully complex rules of serving-it-right? :P
i went to the big CFOX canada day concert on friday...featuring none other than britt black and bif naked!! i didn't actually get there early enough to check out britt black in action...but i did walk away with her new CD "blackout". i think i'm into britt black. i think i'm also into the latest (jailbait) that blair sent my way. but most of all, i'm into (bif naked)!! bif rocks!! i want the (superbeautifulmonster) CD!! (...and no, that is not a hint...or anything!!) ;)
yesterday was devoted to harassing the (taco). and da (banana). and (taco)'s roommate. i spent hours watching the (taco) rearrange her (new) room. it was (surprisingly) entertaining. i also got fed by da (banana). at this rate, i might turn into a semi-healthy bunny by september...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
da (banana) is now happily addicted to (bloodrayne2)!! da (bunny) is addicted to...
...on second thought...i'll just censure that last comment...
yeah...i am (evil) that way!! XD
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!!
it began on thursday with a (red-hot) esss bbq!! it was LITERALLY (red-hot)...as in a we-set-the-esss-bbq-on-fire kinda way!! and i'm not talking a small fire either. the freakin' thing was flamin' for a good 10 minutes...with flames leaping nearly 2 feet into the air!! it was slightly alarming...but at least the grease pan is possibly more grease-free than it has been in years!!
me thinks my foodsafe training is ^so (overrated). why can't the course teach us something remotely useful...say...how to avoid operating a (flaming) bbq?!?
thursday night was julie's big b-day bash!! she turned the big (22)!! we went to the (plaza)...and proceeded to consume many red bull highballs!! i was definitely into the red bull highballs!! so was julie.
julie got (completely) trashed! (in 0-to-10 minutes)!! don't you hate it when bartenders actually follow the wonderfully complex rules of serving-it-right? :P
i went to the big CFOX canada day concert on friday...featuring none other than britt black and bif naked!! i didn't actually get there early enough to check out britt black in action...but i did walk away with her new CD "blackout". i think i'm into britt black. i think i'm also into the latest (jailbait) that blair sent my way. but most of all, i'm into (bif naked)!! bif rocks!! i want the (superbeautifulmonster) CD!! (...and no, that is not a hint...or anything!!) ;)
yesterday was devoted to harassing the (taco). and da (banana). and (taco)'s roommate. i spent hours watching the (taco) rearrange her (new) room. it was (surprisingly) entertaining. i also got fed by da (banana). at this rate, i might turn into a semi-healthy bunny by september...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
da (banana) is now happily addicted to (bloodrayne2)!! da (bunny) is addicted to...
...on second thought...i'll just censure that last comment...
yeah...i am (evil) that way!! XD
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!!