superbeautifulmonster!!

this past weekend has been a string of (awesome) adventures!

it began on thursday with a (red-hot) esss bbq!! it was LITERALLY (red-hot)...as in a we-set-the-esss-bbq-on-fire kinda way!! and i'm not talking a small fire either. the freakin' thing was flamin' for a good 10 minutes...with flames leaping nearly 2 feet into the air!! it was slightly alarming...but at least the grease pan is possibly more grease-free than it has been in years!!

me thinks my foodsafe training is ^so (overrated). why can't the course teach us something remotely useful...say...how to avoid operating a (flaming) bbq?!?

thursday night was julie's big b-day bash!! she turned the big (22)!! we went to the (plaza)...and proceeded to consume many red bull highballs!! i was definitely into the red bull highballs!! so was julie.

julie got (completely) trashed! (in 0-to-10 minutes)!! don't you hate it when bartenders actually follow the wonderfully complex rules of serving-it-right? :P

i went to the big CFOX canada day concert on friday...featuring none other than britt black and bif naked!! i didn't actually get there early enough to check out britt black in action...but i did walk away with her new CD "blackout". i think i'm into britt black. i think i'm also into the latest (jailbait) that blair sent my way. but most of all, i'm into (bif naked)!! bif rocks!! i want the (superbeautifulmonster) CD!! (...and no, that is not a hint...or anything!!) ;)

yesterday was devoted to harassing the (taco). and da (banana). and (taco)'s roommate. i spent hours watching the (taco) rearrange her (new) room. it was (surprisingly) entertaining. i also got fed by da (banana). at this rate, i might turn into a semi-healthy bunny by september...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O

da (banana) is now happily addicted to (bloodrayne2)!! da (bunny) is addicted to...

...on second thought...i'll just censure that last comment...

yeah...i am (evil) that way!! XD

- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!!