(unexplained) disappearances...

da (evil) bunny is (back). and shockingly (sober)!! :O

(gulp).

i made the mistake of (cleaning) da bunnymobile this week...and now my entire liquor supply is locked far away in an (impenetrable) giant locker. this is making my brain (hate) me. oh the pain of (sobriety)!!

(wahhhh). :'(

the past week and a half has been well spent. i have finally slain the (evil) beast that is (eagle)! i have engaged in many hours of (play)-fighting with an ^evil (taco)!! i have further refined my greatest skill...my endless ability to (procrastinate)!!! whee!!!! :P

i enjoyed some of these (endeavors) more than others. procrastinating on (sleep) by playing with the ^evil (taco) was clearly one of them!! XD

(hee).

(...in other news...)

yesterday i found out more than i ever cared to know about the water supply at (sfu). da polar bear got the inside (scoop) on it. it's really kinda (gross)!! i can't believe i used to (drink) that shit!!

(ewww).

today i was supposed to smuggle some (peakies) from beyond the 49th parallel. but the top-(secret) mission was aborted mid-afternoon. so i went shopping for (inflatable) toys instead. i finally bought one that i rather liked. now all i need is a (pump). (and no, not ^that kind of inflatable toy, you dirty bastards!!) :P

tomorrow is our weekly encounter with the 440 (monster). we are meeting on a (friday)...for the third week in a row! but it's my fault this week, so (whee)!!

the (other) ^evil food item is hosting a (bbq) at da (banana) house tomorrow night!! i think i'm supposed to help (poison) the guests. or perhaps i'm supposed to put on a (fire) display involving (flaming) bbqs. either way, i'm rather looking forward to it!!

for those of you who are counting, the (taco) count for this post is (3). whee!!

- so says da ^fuzzy (evil) bunny!!