my time away can only be described as a series of (spontaneous) and (unusual) misadventures. for 3 (weeks), i indulged in a perpetual state of (unproductivity). i experimented with gross levels of (intoxication), and engaged in behaviors that would horrify most parental units. i ignored the threats of ^imminent (failure), and shoved away everything that did not demand my immediate attention. i (harassed) my favorite (evil) food item at every opportunity. i consumed obscene amounts of (b33r) in (surrey). and i blew off the 99.9% of the world population who doesn't belong in the (peak), (cjsf), or the (csss). XD
and, and, i just (may) have managed to lose more purity points!! ;)
i'm far too (lazy) to provide a play-by-play account of my ^drunken (debauchery), so here are the highlights (that i vaguely recall) from the past 3 weeks!! there are in no particular order. and (oh), feel free to speculate where i lost those damn purity points!! XD
>> going on a (road trip).
>> going on a (road trip) with (solo).
>> consuming (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> encouraging the consumption of (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> crashing a (mensc) party.
>> trespassing on private property.
>> creating an 8-foot (bonfire).
>> trespassing on (more) private property.
>> waking up in (strange) cities.
>> consuming 16 cups of (coffee) in 2.8 (days).
>> watching (domino).
>> watching a live (performance). (of sorts).
>> sleeping in a (timmies).
>> sleeping in a (timmies) in (castlegar).
>> drag racing.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city while (intoxicated).
>> ignoring everyone unworthy of my (attention).
>> making ^grossly (inappropriate) comments. (even by my standards).
>> going on a photo shoot.
>> turning a (clothing swap) into a photo shoot.
>> getting (wasted) with the usual (csss) suspects.
>> revealing (secrets) that were not mine to reveal.
>> corrupting (jailbaits).
>> smoking up in my (car).
>> smoking up at the (cypress viewpoint).
>> passing out.
>> hanging out with the (peakies) on production night.
>> passing out. (again).
>> lying to someone that i supposedly genuinely care about.
>> conspiring to induce prolonged (intoxication) in others.
>> spying.
>> behaving like a total (asshole).
>> enjoying ^grossly (inappropriate) thoughts.
>> picking up a drug dealer.
>> being mistaken for a drug dealer.
>> harassing an (evil) food item.
>> enjoying the (view).
>> pirating software.
>> having coffee with a crackhead.
>> crashing a (semi-random) house party.
>> hitting on someone who is decidedly (off-limits).
>> torturing (solo).
>> stalking.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet. (again).
>> coming dangerously close to maxing out my credit limit.
>> purchasing controlled substances.
>> spending entirely too much time at the central city brewing company.
>> playing ^excessively (violent) video games.
>> consuming (pumpkin) b33r.
>> crashing the (no) show on (cjsf).
>> surviving 1/4 of my (cjsf) training.
>> conspiring.
>> wallowing in my (emotions).
>> avoiding reality.
it was the (perfect) vacation!! :P
now, who wants to continue our new (wednesday) night tradition?!? ;)
- so says da ^corrupt (evil) bunny!!
3 comments:
Ooh, I can't wait to hear how you lost purity points. ;)
this is one of the first times i've read this recently and not known what you're talking about!
SPILL IT.
(heh). what's with the sudden interest in my (lack of) purity points?!? i can't say that i had an overabundance of them to begin with. :P
and seriously, does anyone really need to know what i do when not in the company of (evil) food items?!? XD
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
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