(blair) had a theory last night. she was all-too-eager to share it.
i think i might have just (proven) said theory.
(i hate it when blair is right).
- so says da ^disturbed (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/20
2005/08/18
(spam) central...
yikes! who the (fuck) leaves (spam) as commentary on someone's (blog)?
(weirdos).
- so says da ^confuzzled (evil) bunny!!
(weirdos).
- so says da ^confuzzled (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/17
no (pets) allowed...
the (taco) / bunny cube is a pet-(free) zone. and it should (clearly) remain that way. for those of you not in the loop, the (taco) and i had (fish). (had) being the operative word. said fishies lasted 3.5 days. they never even made it into our giant fishbowl. :O
i don't really care about the (fish). i'm just (mildly) disappointed that i didn't get to watch them swim around in (perrier). XD
da polar bear thinks da bunny is (evil).
(this is not untrue).
i'm currently kicking around the ensc (dungeon). i'm (supposedly) helping staple the first year guides. i'm (clearly) not doing much stapling. (stapling) is ^so (overrated).
whoever decided to only print 150 first year guides should be (shot). i had nothing to do with that decision. (or so i insist). if i am to die this week, it shall be of ^excessive (drunkenness)!!
(mensc) will be hosting a (nomi-hodai) this saturday at the (mansion). $20 gets you a (full)-access pass to the (open bar). i'm already counting down the minutes!! ;)
(whee)!!
the ^evil (taco) is invited. the ^evil (taco) may decide to go. the presence of ^evil (tacos) will make da bunny (happy). so will the presence of non-(evil) polar bears!! XD
(yes). da bunny is (evil).
(^so evil).
the (taco) count for this post is (6). i suspect that this sets a new (record).
(whee).
- so says da ^dayquil-lovin' (evil) bunny!
i don't really care about the (fish). i'm just (mildly) disappointed that i didn't get to watch them swim around in (perrier). XD
da polar bear thinks da bunny is (evil).
(this is not untrue).
i'm currently kicking around the ensc (dungeon). i'm (supposedly) helping staple the first year guides. i'm (clearly) not doing much stapling. (stapling) is ^so (overrated).
whoever decided to only print 150 first year guides should be (shot). i had nothing to do with that decision. (or so i insist). if i am to die this week, it shall be of ^excessive (drunkenness)!!
(mensc) will be hosting a (nomi-hodai) this saturday at the (mansion). $20 gets you a (full)-access pass to the (open bar). i'm already counting down the minutes!! ;)
(whee)!!
the ^evil (taco) is invited. the ^evil (taco) may decide to go. the presence of ^evil (tacos) will make da bunny (happy). so will the presence of non-(evil) polar bears!! XD
(yes). da bunny is (evil).
(^so evil).
the (taco) count for this post is (6). i suspect that this sets a new (record).
(whee).
- so says da ^dayquil-lovin' (evil) bunny!
2005/08/16
(peeved).
i sometimes leave my email logged in at the office. it is not an invite to read it.
i don't actively include everyone in everything. it is not an invite to pry.
when i'm having a private conversation with someone, it is not an invite to listen.
when i treat you like shit, it is because you annoy me with your existence.
and if you are reading this post and still not getting the message, it is because you are a fucking idiot.
(fuck off).
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny
i don't actively include everyone in everything. it is not an invite to pry.
when i'm having a private conversation with someone, it is not an invite to listen.
when i treat you like shit, it is because you annoy me with your existence.
and if you are reading this post and still not getting the message, it is because you are a fucking idiot.
(fuck off).
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny
2005/08/15
(sick).
da (evil) bunny still feels like (shit). and feelin' increasingly (grouchy). i dunno how i'm gonna make it through the freakin' (esss) retreat tonight.
(grrr).
at least i'm (not) missing da ^evil (taco) right now. i guess being (sick) is one way of coping with (taco)-withdrawal. :P
(poo).
- so grumbles da ^sleep-deprived (evil) bunny...zZzzz!!!
(grrr).
at least i'm (not) missing da ^evil (taco) right now. i guess being (sick) is one way of coping with (taco)-withdrawal. :P
(poo).
- so grumbles da ^sleep-deprived (evil) bunny...zZzzz!!!
^evil (taco)s are contagious...
da (evil) bunny is officially (sick).
(waaaah). :'(
(taco)-fever has been creeping up on me for a couple of days, but now my coughing has turned into a bit of an annoyance, my throat is really starting to (hurt), and i'd have a headache if i wasn't high on extra-strength ^tylenol (ultra).
i (blame) da ^evil (taco)!!
^so (evil).
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!!
(waaaah). :'(
(taco)-fever has been creeping up on me for a couple of days, but now my coughing has turned into a bit of an annoyance, my throat is really starting to (hurt), and i'd have a headache if i wasn't high on extra-strength ^tylenol (ultra).
i (blame) da ^evil (taco)!!
^so (evil).
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!!
2005/08/11
(unexplained) disappearances...
da (evil) bunny is (back). and shockingly (sober)!! :O
(gulp).
i made the mistake of (cleaning) da bunnymobile this week...and now my entire liquor supply is locked far away in an (impenetrable) giant locker. this is making my brain (hate) me. oh the pain of (sobriety)!!
(wahhhh). :'(
the past week and a half has been well spent. i have finally slain the (evil) beast that is (eagle)! i have engaged in many hours of (play)-fighting with an ^evil (taco)!! i have further refined my greatest skill...my endless ability to (procrastinate)!!! whee!!!! :P
i enjoyed some of these (endeavors) more than others. procrastinating on (sleep) by playing with the ^evil (taco) was clearly one of them!! XD
(hee).
(...in other news...)
yesterday i found out more than i ever cared to know about the water supply at (sfu). da polar bear got the inside (scoop) on it. it's really kinda (gross)!! i can't believe i used to (drink) that shit!!
(ewww).
today i was supposed to smuggle some (peakies) from beyond the 49th parallel. but the top-(secret) mission was aborted mid-afternoon. so i went shopping for (inflatable) toys instead. i finally bought one that i rather liked. now all i need is a (pump). (and no, not ^that kind of inflatable toy, you dirty bastards!!) :P
tomorrow is our weekly encounter with the 440 (monster). we are meeting on a (friday)...for the third week in a row! but it's my fault this week, so (whee)!!
the (other) ^evil food item is hosting a (bbq) at da (banana) house tomorrow night!! i think i'm supposed to help (poison) the guests. or perhaps i'm supposed to put on a (fire) display involving (flaming) bbqs. either way, i'm rather looking forward to it!!
for those of you who are counting, the (taco) count for this post is (3). whee!!
- so says da ^fuzzy (evil) bunny!!
(gulp).
i made the mistake of (cleaning) da bunnymobile this week...and now my entire liquor supply is locked far away in an (impenetrable) giant locker. this is making my brain (hate) me. oh the pain of (sobriety)!!
(wahhhh). :'(
the past week and a half has been well spent. i have finally slain the (evil) beast that is (eagle)! i have engaged in many hours of (play)-fighting with an ^evil (taco)!! i have further refined my greatest skill...my endless ability to (procrastinate)!!! whee!!!! :P
i enjoyed some of these (endeavors) more than others. procrastinating on (sleep) by playing with the ^evil (taco) was clearly one of them!! XD
(hee).
(...in other news...)
yesterday i found out more than i ever cared to know about the water supply at (sfu). da polar bear got the inside (scoop) on it. it's really kinda (gross)!! i can't believe i used to (drink) that shit!!
(ewww).
today i was supposed to smuggle some (peakies) from beyond the 49th parallel. but the top-(secret) mission was aborted mid-afternoon. so i went shopping for (inflatable) toys instead. i finally bought one that i rather liked. now all i need is a (pump). (and no, not ^that kind of inflatable toy, you dirty bastards!!) :P
tomorrow is our weekly encounter with the 440 (monster). we are meeting on a (friday)...for the third week in a row! but it's my fault this week, so (whee)!!
the (other) ^evil food item is hosting a (bbq) at da (banana) house tomorrow night!! i think i'm supposed to help (poison) the guests. or perhaps i'm supposed to put on a (fire) display involving (flaming) bbqs. either way, i'm rather looking forward to it!!
for those of you who are counting, the (taco) count for this post is (3). whee!!
- so says da ^fuzzy (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/03
semester end madness!!
the summer semester has come and gone...and it's time to reflect upon the past 13 weeks...(^evil bunny)-style!! it's bound to be (random). it's guaranteed to be (scandalous). but then again, would you expect anything less from da (evil) bunny?!?
10. this was my first semester off since i started in the fall of 1999! no courses. no co-op. nothing but BoD work. and (concerts). and (evil) BoDies!
9. an (evil) food item has (hijacked) my existence!! i have spent entirely too much time (socializing) with said food item. not that this is a (bad) thing. i'm rather fond of the ^evil (taco). :D
08. i came to the realization that i (hate) people. i have (intentionally or unintentionally) blown off anyone and everyone who isn't an (evil) food item. or (yumi).
07. harassing (yumi) is fun. especially on (msn) at odd hours of the morning. XD
06. i (miss) wimpy. at this rate, she'll be 100% (different) and 200% less (pure) when she makes her way back from the land of dirty (manga), bullet trains, and (nomi-hodai)s.
05. i have spent a shit-load of money on gas. particularly in the last 7 days.
04. i (hate) tan lines. it did not go unnoticed that certain people have no tan lines. (anywhere). :O
03. blair needs to stop introducing me to (jailbaits). (jailbaits) are (evil). and they do nothing to rectify the fact that i'm only attracted to those who are (unattainable). or should remain (unattainable).
02. the 440 (monster) is alive and well. the same cannot be said for our (work in progress).
01. a lot of things are (overrated). ^excessive (drunkenness) is not one of them!!!
i have too much (energy) to burn. this is possibly a (bad) thing.
- so says da ^energized (evil) bunny!!
10. this was my first semester off since i started in the fall of 1999! no courses. no co-op. nothing but BoD work. and (concerts). and (evil) BoDies!
9. an (evil) food item has (hijacked) my existence!! i have spent entirely too much time (socializing) with said food item. not that this is a (bad) thing. i'm rather fond of the ^evil (taco). :D
08. i came to the realization that i (hate) people. i have (intentionally or unintentionally) blown off anyone and everyone who isn't an (evil) food item. or (yumi).
07. harassing (yumi) is fun. especially on (msn) at odd hours of the morning. XD
06. i (miss) wimpy. at this rate, she'll be 100% (different) and 200% less (pure) when she makes her way back from the land of dirty (manga), bullet trains, and (nomi-hodai)s.
05. i have spent a shit-load of money on gas. particularly in the last 7 days.
04. i (hate) tan lines. it did not go unnoticed that certain people have no tan lines. (anywhere). :O
03. blair needs to stop introducing me to (jailbaits). (jailbaits) are (evil). and they do nothing to rectify the fact that i'm only attracted to those who are (unattainable). or should remain (unattainable).
02. the 440 (monster) is alive and well. the same cannot be said for our (work in progress).
01. a lot of things are (overrated). ^excessive (drunkenness) is not one of them!!!
i have too much (energy) to burn. this is possibly a (bad) thing.
- so says da ^energized (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/01
wtf?!?
okay. this eagle board editor thing is getting to be fuckin' ridiculous.
16 layers. 10 mil spacing. 6 cm by 8 cm surface area. professional version. and it still won't fuckin' route the mother-fuckin' board?!? :@
wtf?!?
- so says da ^fuckin' pissed-off (evil) bunny!!
16 layers. 10 mil spacing. 6 cm by 8 cm surface area. professional version. and it still won't fuckin' route the mother-fuckin' board?!? :@
wtf?!?
- so says da ^fuckin' pissed-off (evil) bunny!!