bye, bye (2005)! we have hit the stroke of midnight, and (2006) is officially less than (24 hours) away!! this means it's time for a look back...and a peek ahead! but not to worry, there will be no new year's resolutions. (at least none that will be caught publicly documented)! XD
the past 12 months have flown by surprisingly quickly. it has been eventful, stressful, exciting, and hectic! i devoted 8 months to (not) working on my 440 project. i got to know a few very special friends, and abandoned a couple along the way. i lost 25+ pounds on a diet of (b33r)+(ice cream)!! my relationship with the parentals hit a new low. i'm still committed to the student society. and i just may have glimpsed the light at the end of the graduation tunnel! :D
but what i'll remember most about (2005) are the new experiences. for the first time ever, i lived on my own for over a month! i went on not one, not two, but three extended roadtrips through southern BC. i have finally been to (banff) and (calgary)!! i got involved with the peak and cjsf. and even though our plans ultimately fell through, i almost found myself involved in the throwing of a very big concert!!!
i'm heading to (the plaza) tonight with (melody) and co. and i don't have to pay cover!! i've never been to (the plaza) for new year's, so i'm pretty excited! :P
i hope you have an awesome time in (shanghai/london/vancouver/whistler/los angeles), and i'll see you all in the new year!! :)
- so says da (evil) bunny!
2005/12/31
2005/12/16
...and we have lift-off!!
ooo. i've hit (2,000 views) on my favorite deviation on dA!! the one of the (taco) and the (non)-rubber ducky. this is (slightly) exciting!! i love that photo. :D
noah has my phone. it's possibly buried in the pile of pillows that is his couch. this is more than (slightly) problematic!!
i want it. (now)!! :'(
- so says da ^technology-dependent (evil) bunny!!
noah has my phone. it's possibly buried in the pile of pillows that is his couch. this is more than (slightly) problematic!!
i want it. (now)!! :'(
- so says da ^technology-dependent (evil) bunny!!
2005/12/15
identity crisis?!?
tonight i saw hot loins perform for the first time. i also saw (and spoke to) dandi wind! i had a blast hanging with the cjsf suspects. and the (taco) was nowhere in sight!!
i also signed on to helping put on the cjsf (arctic wasteland) bbq+(b33r garden)+(pub night) on january 20.
i may be turning into an radio-active bunny. (a chain-smoking one), no less! o.O
(i think i can live with this).
- so says da (evil) bunny
i also signed on to helping put on the cjsf (arctic wasteland) bbq+(b33r garden)+(pub night) on january 20.
i may be turning into an radio-active bunny. (a chain-smoking one), no less! o.O
(i think i can live with this).
- so says da (evil) bunny
2005/12/14
(bunny) in a (fishbowl).
the past few days have been a pile of fun! i spent much of it gaming and partying, but also found time to initiate some (nefarious) projects for the new year. what (nefarious) projects, you ask? well, you just gotta wait 'til january to find out!! XD
on friday i ventured off on a (random) photo adventure, armed with my brand new (fish-eye) lens! i dragged my new favorite (jailbait) all around the north shore, from lonsdale, to ambleside, to cypress, before settling in for some (spiked) eggnog and people-watching in horseshoe bay. i took a ton of artsy photos, and chatted up a couple of really hot (polish) tourists. it was great! and for the record, (1) i love eggnog, (2) there are lots of pretty rich people, and (3) there are no (asians) in horseshoe bay!! (seriously). we didn't see a single person who vaguely resembled asian in the 2.5 hours we spent at the local strip mall. (shocking), but true!! o.O
sherry and i met up for some late-afternoon refreshments on saturday. i haven't seen her in ages and it was nice to catch up. we have plans to hang out some more in the next couple of weeks. now if only i can convince the parental units to let me run off to vegas this holiday season!! :P
since sunday, i've dedicated my existence to (aeon flux) - on PS2! it still doesn't quite compare to (bloodrayne2), but it's pretty good for a game minus gratuitous violence. (true crime : new york city) ain't bad either, especially when you play it the way it's meant to be played - as a crooked cop, GTA-style!! there's even a (super viagra) mode. you have to try it to believe it!! XD
oh, i finally met the new (amanda mccuaig). aka (lindsay), the new cmnsu president. for the record, the cmnsu website needs a serious update!! but karen is leaving for co-op soon. she's going to the t.dot for (14 months)! i think i might be jealous! :P
and oh, i finally checked my gmail account. for the first time in a month! there were a (disturbing) number of japan-related threads. me thinks (wimpy) is too bored. and that she should let the yappy dogs have their way with each other. i'm rather thrilled with the horns that are creeping up on (wimpy). and the purity points that are decaying by the minute! XD
i'm counting down the days 'til the return of my drinking buddy!!! sorry, (taco). i'm sure you can persuade evil bunnies to love you anyways!! XD
- so says da ^non-dhtml-friendly (evil) bunny!!
on friday i ventured off on a (random) photo adventure, armed with my brand new (fish-eye) lens! i dragged my new favorite (jailbait) all around the north shore, from lonsdale, to ambleside, to cypress, before settling in for some (spiked) eggnog and people-watching in horseshoe bay. i took a ton of artsy photos, and chatted up a couple of really hot (polish) tourists. it was great! and for the record, (1) i love eggnog, (2) there are lots of pretty rich people, and (3) there are no (asians) in horseshoe bay!! (seriously). we didn't see a single person who vaguely resembled asian in the 2.5 hours we spent at the local strip mall. (shocking), but true!! o.O
sherry and i met up for some late-afternoon refreshments on saturday. i haven't seen her in ages and it was nice to catch up. we have plans to hang out some more in the next couple of weeks. now if only i can convince the parental units to let me run off to vegas this holiday season!! :P
since sunday, i've dedicated my existence to (aeon flux) - on PS2! it still doesn't quite compare to (bloodrayne2), but it's pretty good for a game minus gratuitous violence. (true crime : new york city) ain't bad either, especially when you play it the way it's meant to be played - as a crooked cop, GTA-style!! there's even a (super viagra) mode. you have to try it to believe it!! XD
oh, i finally met the new (amanda mccuaig). aka (lindsay), the new cmnsu president. for the record, the cmnsu website needs a serious update!! but karen is leaving for co-op soon. she's going to the t.dot for (14 months)! i think i might be jealous! :P
and oh, i finally checked my gmail account. for the first time in a month! there were a (disturbing) number of japan-related threads. me thinks (wimpy) is too bored. and that she should let the yappy dogs have their way with each other. i'm rather thrilled with the horns that are creeping up on (wimpy). and the purity points that are decaying by the minute! XD
i'm counting down the days 'til the return of my drinking buddy!!! sorry, (taco). i'm sure you can persuade evil bunnies to love you anyways!! XD
- so says da ^non-dhtml-friendly (evil) bunny!!
2005/12/09
give me a reason to walk away.
this week has been rather bizarre. i have not necessarily responded well. but the experience has reminded me of many things. it reaffirmed a thought i had during my solo road trip. and (yes). i had a deep thought! you should be so proud. XD
i am not angry anymore. i am not even annoyed now. i am looking forward to my new initiative. and i can't wait till december 17!!
da (evil) bunny is back! and re-inspired!! i can't guarantee that this is good news.
- so says da ^determined (evil) bunny
i am not angry anymore. i am not even annoyed now. i am looking forward to my new initiative. and i can't wait till december 17!!
da (evil) bunny is back! and re-inspired!! i can't guarantee that this is good news.
- so says da ^determined (evil) bunny
2005/12/07
fear zero.
senate committees are (evil). that's the only explanation for why senate, scaisle, scemp, scup, and ucitf all falls within a 3-day period this week. mary ann, maureen, and sarah d are lovely people, but they probably shouldn't be the people i see most in any given week! i'll still gladly go to lunch with them next week tho. the ucitf is going to the himalayan peak!!
i've spent a ridiculous number of hours this month reading documentation. i've spent ridiculously few hours reading coursework this semester. i officially have zero chance now of getting a D in 488. i also have zero chance of getting a higher grade. but then again, i can't get into 460 or 495. so either way, i'm so not graduating.
(ever).
i suspect i'm not gonna get my shit together before board tomorrow. i blame the stack of (evil) senate documents.
- so says da (evil) bunny ... peeking out from under a pile of paperwork!!
i've spent a ridiculous number of hours this month reading documentation. i've spent ridiculously few hours reading coursework this semester. i officially have zero chance now of getting a D in 488. i also have zero chance of getting a higher grade. but then again, i can't get into 460 or 495. so either way, i'm so not graduating.
(ever).
i suspect i'm not gonna get my shit together before board tomorrow. i blame the stack of (evil) senate documents.
- so says da (evil) bunny ... peeking out from under a pile of paperwork!!
2005/12/05
analyze this.
i am angry. i don't know if it is entirely justified. i don't think i really care. perhaps it is better this way.
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny
2005/12/04
in memory of a nemesis.
a boy i once knew was killed in a car accident last night. he was t-boned by a speeding driver on his way home. the accident was so bad that his body had to be cut from the wreckage. he leaves behind 3 little kids, including a baby who is barely 7 months old.
his death has hit me surprisingly hard, considering the long-standing animosity that existed between us. right now i'm in the unenvious position of having to tell his wife about the accident. the two of them have not spoken in weeks. but still, how do you tell someone that her children no longer have a father? or that they will soon wind up in foster care?
i'm not looking forward to monday.
- so says da (evil) bunny
his death has hit me surprisingly hard, considering the long-standing animosity that existed between us. right now i'm in the unenvious position of having to tell his wife about the accident. the two of them have not spoken in weeks. but still, how do you tell someone that her children no longer have a father? or that they will soon wind up in foster care?
i'm not looking forward to monday.
- so says da (evil) bunny
2005/11/29
to be (frozen).
we are leaving for sfu kamloops in a little under 6 hours!! me, da (banana), gH, and the (taco). it's gonna be (freezing)!! and the (taco) fully intends on torturing us with her usual assortment of (music). :'(
there better not be (robots) fucking!!
(don't ask). (really).
- so says da ^unamused (evil) bunny
there better not be (robots) fucking!!
(don't ask). (really).
- so says da ^unamused (evil) bunny
2005/11/28
got (toys)?
this weekend was devoted to football, video games, (stalking), and christmas shopping!! i wandered through countless electronics stores, in person and online. i'm considerably more broke than i was last week. and i haven't even begun to hunt for presents for anyone less worthy than myself! XD
i spent a good chunk of my paycheck upgrading my new favorite toy! i'll soon have a 2x telephoto converter lens, a 0.45x wide angle converter lens, and a set of PL, UV, and FD filters to add onto my sony DSC-F828!!
just think, evil bunnies at (14x)!! (whee)!!
i also bought myself a used 35mm SLR. a canon elan 7 for less than $150!!
yay to the power of (ebay)!!
- so says da ^excited (evil) bunny!!
i spent a good chunk of my paycheck upgrading my new favorite toy! i'll soon have a 2x telephoto converter lens, a 0.45x wide angle converter lens, and a set of PL, UV, and FD filters to add onto my sony DSC-F828!!
just think, evil bunnies at (14x)!! (whee)!!
i also bought myself a used 35mm SLR. a canon elan 7 for less than $150!!
yay to the power of (ebay)!!
- so says da ^excited (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/23
(undefined).
i've managed to crash the (color quiz). not once. not twice. but 3 times!! and i know it isn't the browser, cuz i switched up the responses and it (worked)!
i wonder if it all means something. O.o
- so says da ^fucked-up (evil) bunny
i wonder if it all means something. O.o
- so says da ^fucked-up (evil) bunny
2005/11/21
(peak shoot).
(hee). how's (this) for digital photography?!? ;)
IAT 244 is gonna rock!! :P
- so says da ^unbalanced (evil) bunny!!
(amanda mccuaig), sfss president?!?
you might have heard her claim to never want to get involved in student politics, but our favorite (peak) editor has been revealed as the ever-(elusive) sfss president, through a letter from a poor misguided grad student on the subject of the graduate health plan. i don't know what it says about our organization when our members mistake the (peak) for their elected representatives. what we do know is that the (peak) is finally doing something right. :D
this weekend i organized an esss movie outting to (harry potter). we didn't get as good a turnout as with (batman begins), but the excitement and anticipation in the theater lobby was intense! people stood in line for over an hour just to claim better seats in the theater. and waves after waves of eager moviegoers had to be turned away from sold-out shows. i really can't say that i get this (harry potter) craze. but it was definitely fun to be caught in the middle of it! with a (got b33r?) hat, no less!! :P
if you are into checking out something less (family)-oriented, join me for the countdown to (january 20)!! (that's right). just under 2 months 'til our return to (underworld : evolution)!! w00t!!!
in other news, a scantily-dressed bunny will be gracing (page 2) of the issue of (24 cals) that hit peak stands (tomorrow). i tried to propose a preemptive strike to protect the general student population, but the freedom to spread calories was staunchly defended by an (evil) food item. screams of ^abject (horror) and costly therapy bills should be directed to the (production editor) of (24 cals).
(yes). considered yourselves warned.
- so says da ^half-dressed (evil) bunny!!
this weekend i organized an esss movie outting to (harry potter). we didn't get as good a turnout as with (batman begins), but the excitement and anticipation in the theater lobby was intense! people stood in line for over an hour just to claim better seats in the theater. and waves after waves of eager moviegoers had to be turned away from sold-out shows. i really can't say that i get this (harry potter) craze. but it was definitely fun to be caught in the middle of it! with a (got b33r?) hat, no less!! :P
if you are into checking out something less (family)-oriented, join me for the countdown to (january 20)!! (that's right). just under 2 months 'til our return to (underworld : evolution)!! w00t!!!
in other news, a scantily-dressed bunny will be gracing (page 2) of the issue of (24 cals) that hit peak stands (tomorrow). i tried to propose a preemptive strike to protect the general student population, but the freedom to spread calories was staunchly defended by an (evil) food item. screams of ^abject (horror) and costly therapy bills should be directed to the (production editor) of (24 cals).
(yes). considered yourselves warned.
- so says da ^half-dressed (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/20
things i'll never understand...
there are 3 things that i'll never fully understand.
(i am one of them).
me thinks the world is better off this way. XD
- so says da ^insightful (evil) bunny!
(i am one of them).
me thinks the world is better off this way. XD
- so says da ^insightful (evil) bunny!
2005/11/16
holy (b33r)?!?
yesterday the esss voted overwhelmingly to adopt (the vatican) as our official country. (the vatican) was chosen over many other worthy and adoptable countries, including poland, kazakhstan, spain/mexico, the czech republic, and bosnia and herzegovina. and (yes). spain/mexico is a country. (at least for the purposes of this particularly politically-incorrect engineering exercise). :P
it has been suggested that (cheers!) translate into (may god be with you!) in latin in (the vatican). so clearly only one question remains. when god created the universe, did he have the infinite wisdom to create (b33r) from (the vatican)?!?
(yes). we are ^horrible (horrible) creatures. you had to be there to (appreciate) it. XD
- so says da ^blasphemous (evil) bunny!!
it has been suggested that (cheers!) translate into (may god be with you!) in latin in (the vatican). so clearly only one question remains. when god created the universe, did he have the infinite wisdom to create (b33r) from (the vatican)?!?
(yes). we are ^horrible (horrible) creatures. you had to be there to (appreciate) it. XD
- so says da ^blasphemous (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/15
(missing).
oh. if you are amongst those wondering just when i'm gonna post those (incriminating) honey house photos, i'm waiting for a certain skinny blonde food item to send me photos of some...ummm...(eye-lashes).
cuz i'm an ^evil (evil) bunny, yo! ;)
- so says da ^scandal-inspiring (evil) bunny!!
cuz i'm an ^evil (evil) bunny, yo! ;)
- so says da ^scandal-inspiring (evil) bunny!!
barely legal!!
there are a (shocking) number of (stunning) paparazzi shots from ashley's 20th birthday!! i'm having a tough time deciding which ones to post, so here are (25) of my random favorites!
up next?
01. jack layton invades sfu.
02. academic anonymity at the highland pub.
03. journeys to the wild wild west.
04. hockey fever hits central city.
05. things heat up in the csss common room. ;)
i ^so (love) my camera!! :P
- so says da ^re-inspired (evil) bunny!!
up next?
01. jack layton invades sfu.
02. academic anonymity at the highland pub.
03. journeys to the wild wild west.
04. hockey fever hits central city.
05. things heat up in the csss common room. ;)
i ^so (love) my camera!! :P
- so says da ^re-inspired (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/14
welcome to my world...
(hee). i spent the better part of the night playing (smackdown) vs (raw) on my PS2. i (love) this game!! the (ana-banana) character that (yumi) and i created is ^too (funny)! XD
me thinks it's fitting payback for what they did to my bunny tail! :P
(don't ask). really. XD
- so says da ^amused (evil) bunny!!
me thinks it's fitting payback for what they did to my bunny tail! :P
(don't ask). really. XD
- so says da ^amused (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/13
esss movie outting II.
i'm a super-(organized) bunny this month!! poor derek will have to wait until at least (december) to inspire a food fight! :P
email me before noon on friday if you want tickets!
- so says da ^perplexed (evil) bunny
email me before noon on friday if you want tickets!
- so says da ^perplexed (evil) bunny
2005/11/12
confessions on a dance floor.
i have been having the weirdest dreams. on thursday i dreamt that we were living out a horrific video game where we had to race to find the bloody and mutilated bodies in each stage, without falling victim to the phantom killer. last night i dreamt that i had an insightful conversation with a friend of a friend, a girl that i have never met. tonight i dreamt that i was wandering around a school that featured a movie theater and a unisex change room. it is all rather bizarre. and (no), i have not given myself a fresh concussion!!
i think i should stop with the excessive thinking. all this brain activity is making my brain (wonky)! :P
but at least my latest musical acquisition is now complete! i can't wait to hear it!! i've already listened to the first single 16 times in the last 16 hours. (and i'm not about to stop)!!
i'm declaring this week (madonna) week. so don't ask for rides in the bunny(mobile) if you are not prepared to enjoy it!! XD
- so says da ^evil (energizer) bunny!!
i think i should stop with the excessive thinking. all this brain activity is making my brain (wonky)! :P
but at least my latest musical acquisition is now complete! i can't wait to hear it!! i've already listened to the first single 16 times in the last 16 hours. (and i'm not about to stop)!!
i'm declaring this week (madonna) week. so don't ask for rides in the bunny(mobile) if you are not prepared to enjoy it!! XD
- so says da ^evil (energizer) bunny!!
(night shot).
(hee). sepand taught me an (awesome) new trick for my camera!!
blair witch project. here i come!! :P
blair witch project. here i come!! :P
- so says da ^trigger-happy (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/11
things i'll never say...
i have an uncanny ability to procrastinate. i've been known to refuse to address things that are clearly important, for weeks, months, or even years. these tendencies are not limited to assignments, coursework, or graduation.
yesterday i was challenged to not follow the path of least resistance. i was challenged to deal with a situation that i walked away from many years ago. i find myself wishing that i can go back and erase the one thing that i truly regret.
i guess some things will never change.
- so says da (evil) bunny
yesterday i was challenged to not follow the path of least resistance. i was challenged to deal with a situation that i walked away from many years ago. i find myself wishing that i can go back and erase the one thing that i truly regret.
i guess some things will never change.
- so says da (evil) bunny
2005/11/08
are you shitting me?!?
(doh). getting into ensc 495 might demand more work than it's worth. :'(
hasn't anyone told bonnie that it isn't common practice to make students submit application forms to get into lecture-based courses?!?
(grrr).
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
hasn't anyone told bonnie that it isn't common practice to make students submit application forms to get into lecture-based courses?!?
(grrr).
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
(close) encounter with the (paranormal).
(hee). i'm finally getting around to posting the photos from the ultimate (peak) halloween party!! it featured an (endless) supply of jello shooters, a shocking showdown between (jesus) and a priest, an overabundance of smoking accessories, and the enigma commonly known as (yumi)!!
i had an absolute blast! (w00t)!! :P
now if we only had a (coconut) bra. ;)
- so says da (peakie)-loving bunny!! XD
...and then there were (3).
i had a ^stunning (revelation) last night. i'm 3 (B-)s from a BASc degree. barring a continued lack of motivation in (ensc 488), i can be outta here as early as next april. i'm not sure how i feel about this yet. i think i can still pull off some resemblance of a passing grade this semester. i just need to figure out if i care enough to blow this popsicle stand.
(hmmm).
- so says da ^reflective (evil) bunny!!
(hmmm).
- so says da ^reflective (evil) bunny!!
2005/11/04
it's (party) time!!
next wednesday. november 9. highland pub.
email me if you want tickets!
- so says da ^excited (evil) bunny!!
email me if you want tickets!
- so says da ^excited (evil) bunny!!
2005/10/27
(midterm) madness!!
i'm writing a midterm in (4.5 hours). i should find out where my class is. :)
- so says da ^lazy (evil) bunny!!
- so says da ^lazy (evil) bunny!!
2005/10/26
incriminating (evidence)!!
(whee)!! i finally have pictures to show for our (drunken) debauchery last week!!
me thinks the (taco) might be (unimpressed). ;)
i can't say that i was (not) amused!! XD
- so says da ^mischievous (evil) bunny!!
me thinks the (taco) might be (unimpressed). ;)
i can't say that i was (not) amused!! XD
- so says da ^mischievous (evil) bunny!!
2005/10/25
the (hunt) continues...
i'm in need of (bunny ears)!! fluffy, furry, and preferably (not) pink. i could possibly also use a few articles of clothing. (or not). hey, it's supposed to be a (playboy) bunny outfit!! XD
i think i'm (bored). and the (evil) food item is in class for the next 5 hours. :'(
i think i'm (bored). and the (evil) food item is in class for the next 5 hours. :'(
i should be cramming for my midterm on (thursday). or dragging my bunny tail to class for the first time this semester. or i can go test out that new video game.
hmmm. (that was easy). :P
- so says da ^uninspired (evil) bunny!!
(secret) confessions of a ^bad (bad) bunny...
my time away can only be described as a series of (spontaneous) and (unusual) misadventures. for 3 (weeks), i indulged in a perpetual state of (unproductivity). i experimented with gross levels of (intoxication), and engaged in behaviors that would horrify most parental units. i ignored the threats of ^imminent (failure), and shoved away everything that did not demand my immediate attention. i (harassed) my favorite (evil) food item at every opportunity. i consumed obscene amounts of (b33r) in (surrey). and i blew off the 99.9% of the world population who doesn't belong in the (peak), (cjsf), or the (csss). XD
and, and, i just (may) have managed to lose more purity points!! ;)
i'm far too (lazy) to provide a play-by-play account of my ^drunken (debauchery), so here are the highlights (that i vaguely recall) from the past 3 weeks!! there are in no particular order. and (oh), feel free to speculate where i lost those damn purity points!! XD
>> going on a (road trip).
>> going on a (road trip) with (solo).
>> consuming (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> encouraging the consumption of (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> crashing a (mensc) party.
>> trespassing on private property.
>> creating an 8-foot (bonfire).
>> trespassing on (more) private property.
>> waking up in (strange) cities.
>> consuming 16 cups of (coffee) in 2.8 (days).
>> watching (domino).
>> watching a live (performance). (of sorts).
>> sleeping in a (timmies).
>> sleeping in a (timmies) in (castlegar).
>> drag racing.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city while (intoxicated).
>> ignoring everyone unworthy of my (attention).
>> making ^grossly (inappropriate) comments. (even by my standards).
>> going on a photo shoot.
>> turning a (clothing swap) into a photo shoot.
>> getting (wasted) with the usual (csss) suspects.
>> revealing (secrets) that were not mine to reveal.
>> corrupting (jailbaits).
>> smoking up in my (car).
>> smoking up at the (cypress viewpoint).
>> passing out.
>> hanging out with the (peakies) on production night.
>> passing out. (again).
>> lying to someone that i supposedly genuinely care about.
>> conspiring to induce prolonged (intoxication) in others.
>> spying.
>> behaving like a total (asshole).
>> enjoying ^grossly (inappropriate) thoughts.
>> picking up a drug dealer.
>> being mistaken for a drug dealer.
>> harassing an (evil) food item.
>> enjoying the (view).
>> pirating software.
>> having coffee with a crackhead.
>> crashing a (semi-random) house party.
>> hitting on someone who is decidedly (off-limits).
>> torturing (solo).
>> stalking.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet. (again).
>> coming dangerously close to maxing out my credit limit.
>> purchasing controlled substances.
>> spending entirely too much time at the central city brewing company.
>> playing ^excessively (violent) video games.
>> consuming (pumpkin) b33r.
>> crashing the (no) show on (cjsf).
>> surviving 1/4 of my (cjsf) training.
>> conspiring.
>> wallowing in my (emotions).
>> avoiding reality.
it was the (perfect) vacation!! :P
now, who wants to continue our new (wednesday) night tradition?!? ;)
- so says da ^corrupt (evil) bunny!!
and, and, i just (may) have managed to lose more purity points!! ;)
i'm far too (lazy) to provide a play-by-play account of my ^drunken (debauchery), so here are the highlights (that i vaguely recall) from the past 3 weeks!! there are in no particular order. and (oh), feel free to speculate where i lost those damn purity points!! XD
>> going on a (road trip).
>> going on a (road trip) with (solo).
>> consuming (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> encouraging the consumption of (obscene) volumes of b33r.
>> crashing a (mensc) party.
>> trespassing on private property.
>> creating an 8-foot (bonfire).
>> trespassing on (more) private property.
>> waking up in (strange) cities.
>> consuming 16 cups of (coffee) in 2.8 (days).
>> watching (domino).
>> watching a live (performance). (of sorts).
>> sleeping in a (timmies).
>> sleeping in a (timmies) in (castlegar).
>> drag racing.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city.
>> drag racing in a (strange) city while (intoxicated).
>> ignoring everyone unworthy of my (attention).
>> making ^grossly (inappropriate) comments. (even by my standards).
>> going on a photo shoot.
>> turning a (clothing swap) into a photo shoot.
>> getting (wasted) with the usual (csss) suspects.
>> revealing (secrets) that were not mine to reveal.
>> corrupting (jailbaits).
>> smoking up in my (car).
>> smoking up at the (cypress viewpoint).
>> passing out.
>> hanging out with the (peakies) on production night.
>> passing out. (again).
>> lying to someone that i supposedly genuinely care about.
>> conspiring to induce prolonged (intoxication) in others.
>> spying.
>> behaving like a total (asshole).
>> enjoying ^grossly (inappropriate) thoughts.
>> picking up a drug dealer.
>> being mistaken for a drug dealer.
>> harassing an (evil) food item.
>> enjoying the (view).
>> pirating software.
>> having coffee with a crackhead.
>> crashing a (semi-random) house party.
>> hitting on someone who is decidedly (off-limits).
>> torturing (solo).
>> stalking.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet.
>> taking the (taco) to the vet. (again).
>> coming dangerously close to maxing out my credit limit.
>> purchasing controlled substances.
>> spending entirely too much time at the central city brewing company.
>> playing ^excessively (violent) video games.
>> consuming (pumpkin) b33r.
>> crashing the (no) show on (cjsf).
>> surviving 1/4 of my (cjsf) training.
>> conspiring.
>> wallowing in my (emotions).
>> avoiding reality.
it was the (perfect) vacation!! :P
now, who wants to continue our new (wednesday) night tradition?!? ;)
- so says da ^corrupt (evil) bunny!!
2005/10/01
wake me up when (october) ends...
da bunny slept more in the past 2 (days) than it had in the previous 2 (weeks)!! (combined). this downtime has been ^much (needed), especially since i'm still feeling the effects of my newest (concussion). i suspect that da bunny is officially more (concussion)-prone than the ^evil (taco). good thing she has given me back the helmet!! :P
i also moved out of the (cornerstone) and back into (parental) land. i'm (not) thrilled. i (really) enjoyed running around campus at 5:00am in the morning. and i'm not being (sarcastic)!! it's not about what i did with my time, but having the (freedom) to do what i needed to do with it. :)
i would have loved to go away at least once in (september) tho. i missed a ton of great (parties), and fell further down the (social) ladder. i also never made it out to (calgary) or (edmonton). being on (vacation) for the next 3 (weeks) is nice, but it just isn't the same with the (miserable) weather!!
(oh well). wake me up when next (summer) rolls around!!
- so says da ^concussed (evil) bunny!!
i also moved out of the (cornerstone) and back into (parental) land. i'm (not) thrilled. i (really) enjoyed running around campus at 5:00am in the morning. and i'm not being (sarcastic)!! it's not about what i did with my time, but having the (freedom) to do what i needed to do with it. :)
i would have loved to go away at least once in (september) tho. i missed a ton of great (parties), and fell further down the (social) ladder. i also never made it out to (calgary) or (edmonton). being on (vacation) for the next 3 (weeks) is nice, but it just isn't the same with the (miserable) weather!!
(oh well). wake me up when next (summer) rolls around!!
- so says da ^concussed (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/30
annual general madness!
annual general madness is a (bizarre) medical condition. if left (untreated), it will (consume) your entire (existence). it will (haunt) you, day and night! and leave you (hungry), (sleepy), and 90.1% (delirious)!! :D
annual general madness is (contagious)!! so if you too suspect that you have succumbed to this (alarming) condition, here's a list of 10 possible (symptoms)...
10. you completed your 60 sfss hours for october (before) the start of october!
09. the first thing your friend asks when you log onto (msn) is not "how is the bunny?" but "how was the sfss agm?"
08. you have yet to attend a (single) class or attempt a (single) assignment in the current academic (semester)!
07. the director of university curriculum (and the coolest sarah at sfu!) encourages you to bypass your class and go straight to sleep!! :P
06. you find yourself needing to hug a toilet, and you are clearly ^not (hungover).
05. you don't remember that you gave yourself your third (concussion) since (august 20), until someone points out that that's perhaps why you were hugging the toilet.
04. you have spent so much time with an ^evil (taco) that you find yourself going through (taco)-withdrawal in her absence. XD
03. you slept for 12 hours straight a day after the agm!
02. you slept straight through dinner because your body is so used to being (hungry) that it no longer remembers what (edible) food items feel like!!
01. you devote an (entire) post to the annual general madness, cuz you haven't done a fuckin' thing in two weeks that doesn't revolve around the agm!
i'm hitting the theaters for (into the blue) tomorrow! i can't wait to see it!! give me a (shout) if you want to come along!! :P
- so says da ^undead (evil) bunny!!
annual general madness is (contagious)!! so if you too suspect that you have succumbed to this (alarming) condition, here's a list of 10 possible (symptoms)...
10. you completed your 60 sfss hours for october (before) the start of october!
09. the first thing your friend asks when you log onto (msn) is not "how is the bunny?" but "how was the sfss agm?"
08. you have yet to attend a (single) class or attempt a (single) assignment in the current academic (semester)!
07. the director of university curriculum (and the coolest sarah at sfu!) encourages you to bypass your class and go straight to sleep!! :P
06. you find yourself needing to hug a toilet, and you are clearly ^not (hungover).
05. you don't remember that you gave yourself your third (concussion) since (august 20), until someone points out that that's perhaps why you were hugging the toilet.
04. you have spent so much time with an ^evil (taco) that you find yourself going through (taco)-withdrawal in her absence. XD
03. you slept for 12 hours straight a day after the agm!
02. you slept straight through dinner because your body is so used to being (hungry) that it no longer remembers what (edible) food items feel like!!
01. you devote an (entire) post to the annual general madness, cuz you haven't done a fuckin' thing in two weeks that doesn't revolve around the agm!
i'm hitting the theaters for (into the blue) tomorrow! i can't wait to see it!! give me a (shout) if you want to come along!! :P
- so says da ^undead (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/26
(domesticated)?!?
blair thinks i'm turning into a (domesticated) bunny. (and not in the i-now-know-how-to-cook sense).
this does (not) make me happy! i refuse to be a (pet) bunny!!
(grrr).
- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny!!!
this does (not) make me happy! i refuse to be a (pet) bunny!!
(grrr).
- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny!!!
2005/09/22
(violence) is golden...
have you ever given in to the (urge) to do something that you clearly shouldn't do? have you ever initiated an ^unstoppable (train wreck) just to see the ^inevitable (carnage)? have you ever done something ^supremely (evil) simply because you felt like it?
it is (fun). i think i ought to do it more often.
- so says da ^destructive (evil) bunny!!
it is (fun). i think i ought to do it more often.
- so says da ^destructive (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/19
(sleep) is (overrated)!!
and so are people who are in constant need of it!!
(grrr).
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
(grrr).
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/18
occupational health and safety hazard?!?
forget the leaning tower of (pizza)!! ignore the leaning towers of csss (floppies)!!
here comes the (ultimate) tower-building challenge!!! to turn a stack of 400+ pop cans into the ^most (precarious) free-standing structure possible, within the natural disaster zone that is the (esss office)!!
and to think that (facilities management) declared our office an official occupational health and safety hazard (before) this madness?!?
(geesh).
- so says da ^amused (evil) bunny!!
here comes the (ultimate) tower-building challenge!!! to turn a stack of 400+ pop cans into the ^most (precarious) free-standing structure possible, within the natural disaster zone that is the (esss office)!!
and to think that (facilities management) declared our office an official occupational health and safety hazard (before) this madness?!?
(geesh).
- so says da ^amused (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/17
it's (over)!!
yes! it's (over)!! (done)!!! (finished)!!!! and soon to be (forgotten)!!!!!
(whee)!!
- so says da ^happy (evil) bunny!!
(whee)!!
- so says da ^happy (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/14
you (suck) and that's (sad)...
various people have pointed out that the previous post was positively (snarky).
i'm a (grouchy) bunny. (bite me).
- so says da ^cranky (evil) bunny!!
i'm a (grouchy) bunny. (bite me).
- so says da ^cranky (evil) bunny!!
you know what's worse than watching (paint) dry?!?
watching (glue) dry. at 4:30 in the morning. in the 440 lab. i'm ^so (glad) we don't have (board) or (forum) tonight. i'd hate to be (rude) and sleep through the sound of people speaking to hear their own voice.
i want (b33r). (2.5 kegs of it). that (may) put a dent in my (pissy) mood.
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!
i want (b33r). (2.5 kegs of it). that (may) put a dent in my (pissy) mood.
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/13
(taco) radio!!
if you are amongst the 7 regular listeners of the (no show) on cjsf 90.1fm, you might have heard the invasion of (evil) bunnies on (taco) radio this afternoon!
(yes). da bunny actually talked on the (radio)! no thanks to an evil ^evil (taco)!! why the (taco) would put da bunny on the radio is beyond me. i guess (evil) food items are just (evil)!! :P
i posted a new photo of the (taco) on dA last night. i'm super pleased with it! i really ought to (stalk) ^evil (tacos) with my camera more often. i want to expand my dA gallery!! ;)
okie, i think i'll stop with the (taco) obsession now... XD
- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!
(yes). da bunny actually talked on the (radio)! no thanks to an evil ^evil (taco)!! why the (taco) would put da bunny on the radio is beyond me. i guess (evil) food items are just (evil)!! :P
i posted a new photo of the (taco) on dA last night. i'm super pleased with it! i really ought to (stalk) ^evil (tacos) with my camera more often. i want to expand my dA gallery!! ;)
okie, i think i'll stop with the (taco) obsession now... XD
- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/11
it's all about (taco)!
have you ever wanted a (taco) mouse pad? a (taco) coffee mug? or how about a (taco) coaster? or better yet, a (taco) puzzle? all this (and more!) can be available through my new (deviantPrints) account with a few mouse clicks on the part of one (evil) bunny!! ;)
i'm (not) gonna do it tho. if you want an giant 20" by 30" poster of an (evil) food item, you are (not) getting it off the internet. :P
still, i'm rather (pleased) that my latest artistic creation surpassed the 1,000 hits mark in less than 3 weeks! who said da (evil) bunny has no (artistic) talent?!? :P
me thinks da (banana) will be (jealous)! XD
- so says da ^artistic?!? (evil) bunny!!
i'm (not) gonna do it tho. if you want an giant 20" by 30" poster of an (evil) food item, you are (not) getting it off the internet. :P
still, i'm rather (pleased) that my latest artistic creation surpassed the 1,000 hits mark in less than 3 weeks! who said da (evil) bunny has no (artistic) talent?!? :P
me thinks da (banana) will be (jealous)! XD
- so says da ^artistic?!? (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/10
(mensc) debauchery!!
there has been much (drunken) debauchery tonight. there's bound to be (more) before the sun comes up. i'm somewhat surprised that security has yet to shut this show down. but there is sure to be (hell) to pay in the morning. or whenever someone notices a few missing (candles). XD
(yes). (candles). birthday (candles).
da bunny is (innocent). (at least on this count). :P
it's (possibly) good that there's a lack of (evil) food items at this event. me thinks that we would have (traumatized) the ^evil (taco) for (life). ;)
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
(yes). (candles). birthday (candles).
da bunny is (innocent). (at least on this count). :P
it's (possibly) good that there's a lack of (evil) food items at this event. me thinks that we would have (traumatized) the ^evil (taco) for (life). ;)
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/09
pacVan invasion!!
the CSSS pacman has made its way onto the cover of tomorrow's issue of (24 hours)!
there are also some (awesome) pics online, courtesy of one (aki mimoto)!!
it's too bad we couldn't take any photos at muggs 'n' juggs. there were more than a few memorable moments. ;)
cost of the new mensc tanks?
(15 dollars).
cost of 5 pitchers of b33r?
(80 dollars).
photo of julie's close encounter with the (nekkid) dancer?
(priceless). XD
- so says da ^mischievious (evil) bunny!!
there are also some (awesome) pics online, courtesy of one (aki mimoto)!!
it's too bad we couldn't take any photos at muggs 'n' juggs. there were more than a few memorable moments. ;)
cost of the new mensc tanks?
(15 dollars).
cost of 5 pitchers of b33r?
(80 dollars).
photo of julie's close encounter with the (nekkid) dancer?
(priceless). XD
- so says da ^mischievious (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/08
concussion syndrome?!?
are sfss board members more concussion-prone than 99.999% of the world's population?!? cuz it's really starting to feel that way.
(yes). da bunny is (concussed). (again). for the second time in a (month). and this time, i can't even blame the ^evil (taco).
(grrr).
well, i'll blame da (evil) one anyways. haven't you heard that concussions are (contagious)?!? XD
- so says da ^concussed (evil) bunny!!
(yes). da bunny is (concussed). (again). for the second time in a (month). and this time, i can't even blame the ^evil (taco).
(grrr).
well, i'll blame da (evil) one anyways. haven't you heard that concussions are (contagious)?!? XD
- so says da ^concussed (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/07
first week madness!!
da bunny survived the first half of first week madness. now i get to sit back and enjoy the show. :P
i feel like i'm watching some teen horror flick. like (scream). or (final destination). you know that everything is about to go to (hell), and yet the on-screen character remains completely (oblivious) to his destined fate. :P
i'm sitting (and waiting) for that moment. waiting for the (axe) to fall. (it's fun). i'm bound to get a few disapproving glares. but then again, maybe that's why i'm da (evil) bunny! XD
midnight madness. this friday. 6:00pm.
t-minus < 48 hours until (show time)!!
- so says da ^sadistic (evil) bunny!!
i feel like i'm watching some teen horror flick. like (scream). or (final destination). you know that everything is about to go to (hell), and yet the on-screen character remains completely (oblivious) to his destined fate. :P
i'm sitting (and waiting) for that moment. waiting for the (axe) to fall. (it's fun). i'm bound to get a few disapproving glares. but then again, maybe that's why i'm da (evil) bunny! XD
midnight madness. this friday. 6:00pm.
t-minus < 48 hours until (show time)!!
- so says da ^sadistic (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/06
(non)-drunken debauchery!
there was much (non)-drunken debauchery last night. it involved many (engineers), a strip of (vinyl), a series of cold showers, and lots of (rope). ;)
if you were invited and didn't go, you totally missed out!! you would have been totally into it too.
oh well. you (suck). XD
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
if you were invited and didn't go, you totally missed out!! you would have been totally into it too.
oh well. you (suck). XD
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/09/05
burger (bun) madness!!
have you ever wondered what 260+ (mini) burger (buns) look like?
(an ^evil bunny did). :P
- so says da ^bored (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/20
(deconstructed).
(blair) had a theory last night. she was all-too-eager to share it.
i think i might have just (proven) said theory.
(i hate it when blair is right).
- so says da ^disturbed (evil) bunny!!
i think i might have just (proven) said theory.
(i hate it when blair is right).
- so says da ^disturbed (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/18
(spam) central...
yikes! who the (fuck) leaves (spam) as commentary on someone's (blog)?
(weirdos).
- so says da ^confuzzled (evil) bunny!!
(weirdos).
- so says da ^confuzzled (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/17
no (pets) allowed...
the (taco) / bunny cube is a pet-(free) zone. and it should (clearly) remain that way. for those of you not in the loop, the (taco) and i had (fish). (had) being the operative word. said fishies lasted 3.5 days. they never even made it into our giant fishbowl. :O
i don't really care about the (fish). i'm just (mildly) disappointed that i didn't get to watch them swim around in (perrier). XD
da polar bear thinks da bunny is (evil).
(this is not untrue).
i'm currently kicking around the ensc (dungeon). i'm (supposedly) helping staple the first year guides. i'm (clearly) not doing much stapling. (stapling) is ^so (overrated).
whoever decided to only print 150 first year guides should be (shot). i had nothing to do with that decision. (or so i insist). if i am to die this week, it shall be of ^excessive (drunkenness)!!
(mensc) will be hosting a (nomi-hodai) this saturday at the (mansion). $20 gets you a (full)-access pass to the (open bar). i'm already counting down the minutes!! ;)
(whee)!!
the ^evil (taco) is invited. the ^evil (taco) may decide to go. the presence of ^evil (tacos) will make da bunny (happy). so will the presence of non-(evil) polar bears!! XD
(yes). da bunny is (evil).
(^so evil).
the (taco) count for this post is (6). i suspect that this sets a new (record).
(whee).
- so says da ^dayquil-lovin' (evil) bunny!
i don't really care about the (fish). i'm just (mildly) disappointed that i didn't get to watch them swim around in (perrier). XD
da polar bear thinks da bunny is (evil).
(this is not untrue).
i'm currently kicking around the ensc (dungeon). i'm (supposedly) helping staple the first year guides. i'm (clearly) not doing much stapling. (stapling) is ^so (overrated).
whoever decided to only print 150 first year guides should be (shot). i had nothing to do with that decision. (or so i insist). if i am to die this week, it shall be of ^excessive (drunkenness)!!
(mensc) will be hosting a (nomi-hodai) this saturday at the (mansion). $20 gets you a (full)-access pass to the (open bar). i'm already counting down the minutes!! ;)
(whee)!!
the ^evil (taco) is invited. the ^evil (taco) may decide to go. the presence of ^evil (tacos) will make da bunny (happy). so will the presence of non-(evil) polar bears!! XD
(yes). da bunny is (evil).
(^so evil).
the (taco) count for this post is (6). i suspect that this sets a new (record).
(whee).
- so says da ^dayquil-lovin' (evil) bunny!
2005/08/16
(peeved).
i sometimes leave my email logged in at the office. it is not an invite to read it.
i don't actively include everyone in everything. it is not an invite to pry.
when i'm having a private conversation with someone, it is not an invite to listen.
when i treat you like shit, it is because you annoy me with your existence.
and if you are reading this post and still not getting the message, it is because you are a fucking idiot.
(fuck off).
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny
i don't actively include everyone in everything. it is not an invite to pry.
when i'm having a private conversation with someone, it is not an invite to listen.
when i treat you like shit, it is because you annoy me with your existence.
and if you are reading this post and still not getting the message, it is because you are a fucking idiot.
(fuck off).
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny
2005/08/15
(sick).
da (evil) bunny still feels like (shit). and feelin' increasingly (grouchy). i dunno how i'm gonna make it through the freakin' (esss) retreat tonight.
(grrr).
at least i'm (not) missing da ^evil (taco) right now. i guess being (sick) is one way of coping with (taco)-withdrawal. :P
(poo).
- so grumbles da ^sleep-deprived (evil) bunny...zZzzz!!!
(grrr).
at least i'm (not) missing da ^evil (taco) right now. i guess being (sick) is one way of coping with (taco)-withdrawal. :P
(poo).
- so grumbles da ^sleep-deprived (evil) bunny...zZzzz!!!
^evil (taco)s are contagious...
da (evil) bunny is officially (sick).
(waaaah). :'(
(taco)-fever has been creeping up on me for a couple of days, but now my coughing has turned into a bit of an annoyance, my throat is really starting to (hurt), and i'd have a headache if i wasn't high on extra-strength ^tylenol (ultra).
i (blame) da ^evil (taco)!!
^so (evil).
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!!
(waaaah). :'(
(taco)-fever has been creeping up on me for a couple of days, but now my coughing has turned into a bit of an annoyance, my throat is really starting to (hurt), and i'd have a headache if i wasn't high on extra-strength ^tylenol (ultra).
i (blame) da ^evil (taco)!!
^so (evil).
- so says da ^grouchy (evil) bunny!!!
2005/08/11
(unexplained) disappearances...
da (evil) bunny is (back). and shockingly (sober)!! :O
(gulp).
i made the mistake of (cleaning) da bunnymobile this week...and now my entire liquor supply is locked far away in an (impenetrable) giant locker. this is making my brain (hate) me. oh the pain of (sobriety)!!
(wahhhh). :'(
the past week and a half has been well spent. i have finally slain the (evil) beast that is (eagle)! i have engaged in many hours of (play)-fighting with an ^evil (taco)!! i have further refined my greatest skill...my endless ability to (procrastinate)!!! whee!!!! :P
i enjoyed some of these (endeavors) more than others. procrastinating on (sleep) by playing with the ^evil (taco) was clearly one of them!! XD
(hee).
(...in other news...)
yesterday i found out more than i ever cared to know about the water supply at (sfu). da polar bear got the inside (scoop) on it. it's really kinda (gross)!! i can't believe i used to (drink) that shit!!
(ewww).
today i was supposed to smuggle some (peakies) from beyond the 49th parallel. but the top-(secret) mission was aborted mid-afternoon. so i went shopping for (inflatable) toys instead. i finally bought one that i rather liked. now all i need is a (pump). (and no, not ^that kind of inflatable toy, you dirty bastards!!) :P
tomorrow is our weekly encounter with the 440 (monster). we are meeting on a (friday)...for the third week in a row! but it's my fault this week, so (whee)!!
the (other) ^evil food item is hosting a (bbq) at da (banana) house tomorrow night!! i think i'm supposed to help (poison) the guests. or perhaps i'm supposed to put on a (fire) display involving (flaming) bbqs. either way, i'm rather looking forward to it!!
for those of you who are counting, the (taco) count for this post is (3). whee!!
- so says da ^fuzzy (evil) bunny!!
(gulp).
i made the mistake of (cleaning) da bunnymobile this week...and now my entire liquor supply is locked far away in an (impenetrable) giant locker. this is making my brain (hate) me. oh the pain of (sobriety)!!
(wahhhh). :'(
the past week and a half has been well spent. i have finally slain the (evil) beast that is (eagle)! i have engaged in many hours of (play)-fighting with an ^evil (taco)!! i have further refined my greatest skill...my endless ability to (procrastinate)!!! whee!!!! :P
i enjoyed some of these (endeavors) more than others. procrastinating on (sleep) by playing with the ^evil (taco) was clearly one of them!! XD
(hee).
(...in other news...)
yesterday i found out more than i ever cared to know about the water supply at (sfu). da polar bear got the inside (scoop) on it. it's really kinda (gross)!! i can't believe i used to (drink) that shit!!
(ewww).
today i was supposed to smuggle some (peakies) from beyond the 49th parallel. but the top-(secret) mission was aborted mid-afternoon. so i went shopping for (inflatable) toys instead. i finally bought one that i rather liked. now all i need is a (pump). (and no, not ^that kind of inflatable toy, you dirty bastards!!) :P
tomorrow is our weekly encounter with the 440 (monster). we are meeting on a (friday)...for the third week in a row! but it's my fault this week, so (whee)!!
the (other) ^evil food item is hosting a (bbq) at da (banana) house tomorrow night!! i think i'm supposed to help (poison) the guests. or perhaps i'm supposed to put on a (fire) display involving (flaming) bbqs. either way, i'm rather looking forward to it!!
for those of you who are counting, the (taco) count for this post is (3). whee!!
- so says da ^fuzzy (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/03
semester end madness!!
the summer semester has come and gone...and it's time to reflect upon the past 13 weeks...(^evil bunny)-style!! it's bound to be (random). it's guaranteed to be (scandalous). but then again, would you expect anything less from da (evil) bunny?!?
10. this was my first semester off since i started in the fall of 1999! no courses. no co-op. nothing but BoD work. and (concerts). and (evil) BoDies!
9. an (evil) food item has (hijacked) my existence!! i have spent entirely too much time (socializing) with said food item. not that this is a (bad) thing. i'm rather fond of the ^evil (taco). :D
08. i came to the realization that i (hate) people. i have (intentionally or unintentionally) blown off anyone and everyone who isn't an (evil) food item. or (yumi).
07. harassing (yumi) is fun. especially on (msn) at odd hours of the morning. XD
06. i (miss) wimpy. at this rate, she'll be 100% (different) and 200% less (pure) when she makes her way back from the land of dirty (manga), bullet trains, and (nomi-hodai)s.
05. i have spent a shit-load of money on gas. particularly in the last 7 days.
04. i (hate) tan lines. it did not go unnoticed that certain people have no tan lines. (anywhere). :O
03. blair needs to stop introducing me to (jailbaits). (jailbaits) are (evil). and they do nothing to rectify the fact that i'm only attracted to those who are (unattainable). or should remain (unattainable).
02. the 440 (monster) is alive and well. the same cannot be said for our (work in progress).
01. a lot of things are (overrated). ^excessive (drunkenness) is not one of them!!!
i have too much (energy) to burn. this is possibly a (bad) thing.
- so says da ^energized (evil) bunny!!
10. this was my first semester off since i started in the fall of 1999! no courses. no co-op. nothing but BoD work. and (concerts). and (evil) BoDies!
9. an (evil) food item has (hijacked) my existence!! i have spent entirely too much time (socializing) with said food item. not that this is a (bad) thing. i'm rather fond of the ^evil (taco). :D
08. i came to the realization that i (hate) people. i have (intentionally or unintentionally) blown off anyone and everyone who isn't an (evil) food item. or (yumi).
07. harassing (yumi) is fun. especially on (msn) at odd hours of the morning. XD
06. i (miss) wimpy. at this rate, she'll be 100% (different) and 200% less (pure) when she makes her way back from the land of dirty (manga), bullet trains, and (nomi-hodai)s.
05. i have spent a shit-load of money on gas. particularly in the last 7 days.
04. i (hate) tan lines. it did not go unnoticed that certain people have no tan lines. (anywhere). :O
03. blair needs to stop introducing me to (jailbaits). (jailbaits) are (evil). and they do nothing to rectify the fact that i'm only attracted to those who are (unattainable). or should remain (unattainable).
02. the 440 (monster) is alive and well. the same cannot be said for our (work in progress).
01. a lot of things are (overrated). ^excessive (drunkenness) is not one of them!!!
i have too much (energy) to burn. this is possibly a (bad) thing.
- so says da ^energized (evil) bunny!!
2005/08/01
wtf?!?
okay. this eagle board editor thing is getting to be fuckin' ridiculous.
16 layers. 10 mil spacing. 6 cm by 8 cm surface area. professional version. and it still won't fuckin' route the mother-fuckin' board?!? :@
wtf?!?
- so says da ^fuckin' pissed-off (evil) bunny!!
16 layers. 10 mil spacing. 6 cm by 8 cm surface area. professional version. and it still won't fuckin' route the mother-fuckin' board?!? :@
wtf?!?
- so says da ^fuckin' pissed-off (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/26
venture into the mind of an (evil) bunny...
there are (three) things that people should know about me...
i (hate) being told what to do.
i (hate) being manipulated.
i (hate) people who think they can get away with it.
...and (no). this isn't a ^pointed comment. (or anything).
- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny
i (hate) being told what to do.
i (hate) being manipulated.
i (hate) people who think they can get away with it.
...and (no). this isn't a ^pointed comment. (or anything).
- so says da ^pissed-off (evil) bunny
2005/07/24
rules are meant to be broken
i was a ^delinquent (evil) bunny last night. it was (great) fun! i (love) corruption!! (both on the part of myself and on the part of others). tho mostly on the part of others. if only because i doubt i can lose all that many more purity points. XD
there were pitchers of (cream ale) and (black plague). there were long island ice teas. there were people floating...in a cloud of (smoke). there was the exchange of (secrets) and (conspiracy theories). there was (me) wandering around commercial drive at odd hours of the morning. i had an (awesome) evening! one that was well worth the lynching i got when i rolled home slightly after 3:00am. ;)
we spent most of the evening talking about anything and everything. it was (weird). not (weird) in a bad way. but (weird) in the way that no one else has ever tried to psychoanalyze me like that before. it was an interesting experience. it made me think about things that i don't normally stop to think about. it forced me to try to capture and verbalize the thoughts that drift aimlessly amongst my (drunken) brain cells. it prompted me to spend most of today pondering just why it is that i like certain people. (or one person in particular). :P
i think i've figured it out!! i'm naturally drawn to people who are fucked-up and aren't afraid to admit it. i'm drawn to people who will not be horrified by who i am. i'm drawn to people who amuses me, whether they do so intentionally or just because they are so damn cute! i'm drawn to people who i simply don't (get), because i enjoy spending time with them and trying to figure them out! XD
i can elaborate. or you can ask me. assuming that you are one of the (five) remaining people that i actually like.
...oooooooooooooo...
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!
there were pitchers of (cream ale) and (black plague). there were long island ice teas. there were people floating...in a cloud of (smoke). there was the exchange of (secrets) and (conspiracy theories). there was (me) wandering around commercial drive at odd hours of the morning. i had an (awesome) evening! one that was well worth the lynching i got when i rolled home slightly after 3:00am. ;)
we spent most of the evening talking about anything and everything. it was (weird). not (weird) in a bad way. but (weird) in the way that no one else has ever tried to psychoanalyze me like that before. it was an interesting experience. it made me think about things that i don't normally stop to think about. it forced me to try to capture and verbalize the thoughts that drift aimlessly amongst my (drunken) brain cells. it prompted me to spend most of today pondering just why it is that i like certain people. (or one person in particular). :P
i think i've figured it out!! i'm naturally drawn to people who are fucked-up and aren't afraid to admit it. i'm drawn to people who will not be horrified by who i am. i'm drawn to people who amuses me, whether they do so intentionally or just because they are so damn cute! i'm drawn to people who i simply don't (get), because i enjoy spending time with them and trying to figure them out! XD
i can elaborate. or you can ask me. assuming that you are one of the (five) remaining people that i actually like.
...oooooooooooooo...
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!
2005/07/23
comments now enabled!!!
i finally fixed my blog template! i'm (excited)! see how productive i can be in the absence of (evil) food items?!? XD
leave me (funny) commentary!! (or else). da bunny demands it. ;)
leave me (funny) commentary!! (or else). da bunny demands it. ;)
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/22
uncreativity...
i came to a (shocking) realization today. it's the 21st...and i only have 45 BoD hours this month!! :O
oh the horror!! oh the scandal!!! this is possibly the least i've worked in a given month. (ever).
(gulp).
the really amazing part of this is that i've actually been super-(productive) this month. i coordinated the (FAS) volleyball tournament. i conspired to form the (master plan) for world domination. i launched my new career as a concert promoter. i spent more time doing 440 than i had in (months). i found myself a new drinking buddy. whee!! XD
the word (taco) appears no less than (16) times on this blog. (or so i've been told). this is (slightly) disturbing. the only words that appear with more frequency are (evil) and bunny. (and only if you count my signatures).
i guess that made it (17).
(oops).
- so says da ^obsessed?!? (evil) bunny
oh the horror!! oh the scandal!!! this is possibly the least i've worked in a given month. (ever).
(gulp).
the really amazing part of this is that i've actually been super-(productive) this month. i coordinated the (FAS) volleyball tournament. i conspired to form the (master plan) for world domination. i launched my new career as a concert promoter. i spent more time doing 440 than i had in (months). i found myself a new drinking buddy. whee!! XD
the word (taco) appears no less than (16) times on this blog. (or so i've been told). this is (slightly) disturbing. the only words that appear with more frequency are (evil) and bunny. (and only if you count my signatures).
i guess that made it (17).
(oops).
- so says da ^obsessed?!? (evil) bunny
2005/07/21
2005/07/20
i cooked my (left) paw...
...with the freakin' blow gun!!
(it hurt). for a good 10 minutes.
now it's just (numb). i suspect it's (well-done).
ack!!!
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny!!
(it hurt). for a good 10 minutes.
now it's just (numb). i suspect it's (well-done).
ack!!!
- so says da ^angry (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/19
monday night madness!!
forget monday night football. forget monday night RAW. mondays are the night to party on campus...exclusive (VAAGGG 2.0)-style!! XD
we had a total (blast)!! would you expect anything less of an evening that involved The Peak, bottomless BEvERages, meat lockers...and (evil) food items?!? ;)
(...randomness ensues...)
i did a (ton) of thinking this past weekend. in between ogling (pretty) people on crescent beach...consuming (obscene) volumes of SoHo...and turning into a (deep-fried) bunny!! i reflected on my goals, motivations, and objectives. i re-evaluated my friendship with a certain someone. i realized that i can survive a weekend without (taco)...despite what the contents of this (blog) may suggest. i finally figured out what i want out of this year. now i just need to figure out how far i'm willing to go to make it happen... ;)
i (love) being scandalous!!
i (love) VAAGGG 2.0!!
i (love) the ^oh so (pretty) one!!!
i ^so don't (love) gerber files!!!
grrrrrrr...
- so says da ^inspired (evil) bunny!!
we had a total (blast)!! would you expect anything less of an evening that involved The Peak, bottomless BEvERages, meat lockers...and (evil) food items?!? ;)
(...randomness ensues...)
i did a (ton) of thinking this past weekend. in between ogling (pretty) people on crescent beach...consuming (obscene) volumes of SoHo...and turning into a (deep-fried) bunny!! i reflected on my goals, motivations, and objectives. i re-evaluated my friendship with a certain someone. i realized that i can survive a weekend without (taco)...despite what the contents of this (blog) may suggest. i finally figured out what i want out of this year. now i just need to figure out how far i'm willing to go to make it happen... ;)
i (love) being scandalous!!
i (love) VAAGGG 2.0!!
i (love) the ^oh so (pretty) one!!!
i ^so don't (love) gerber files!!!
grrrrrrr...
- so says da ^inspired (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/14
sleep deprivation!!
i'm meeting up with (taco) at 7:30am. i need to get my ass (and the bunnymobile) to her place...in one piece...
me thinks i need to develop an ability to sleepdrive...
- so says da ^insane (evil) bunny!!!
me thinks i need to develop an ability to sleepdrive...
- so says da ^insane (evil) bunny!!!
2005/07/12
i (hate) DSUs...
i think they should cease to exist!!! (well...not really...i think they should cease to exist if they refuse to run semi-efficiently...or in this case, run at all!!!) :@
grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
at least VAAGGG 2.0 is happening soon. perhaps the (taco) can put me back in a (non)-violent mood.
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
at least VAAGGG 2.0 is happening soon. perhaps the (taco) can put me back in a (non)-violent mood.
- so says da ^annoyed (evil) bunny!!
(evil) bunnies at (play)!!
VAAGGG 2.0 was ^oh (so) productive last night!! VAAGGG 2.0 consumed no less than 3 pitchers of b33r!!! (collectively). VAAGGG 2.0 should meet more (often). not that we aren't guaranteed to have plenty of (illicit) encounters in the coming months!! XD
da (wimpy) one didn't send me an email yesterday!! or an ecard!!! or toys!!!! wahhhhhhhhh!!! :'(
da bunny is glad she fell into the river...pooooo!!! XD
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
da (wimpy) one didn't send me an email yesterday!! or an ecard!!! or toys!!!! wahhhhhhhhh!!! :'(
da bunny is glad she fell into the river...pooooo!!! XD
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
2005/07/10
party (planning) madness!!
this weekend was supposed to be the kick off to a week of ^excessive (drunkenness)! instead, i find myself ^relatively (sober)...and conspiring to induce ^excessive (drunkenness) on the part of others!! it has been ^so much (fun), and ^oh so (exciting)!!! i might turn into a (productive) bunny yet!! ;)
omg!! i think i'm turning into (taco)!! :O
(gulp).
does this mean i might develop a (strange) obsession with rubber duckies in the next 5 months?!?
- so says da ^productive?!? (evil) bunny!!2005/07/06
bubble world!!
da (wimpy) one is ^so (demanding)!! she complains when my blogposts are (short). she complains when my blogposts are (random). most of all, she complains when my blogspots are (non)-existent!! :@
some people are just ^so (damn) hard to please!! XD
grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :P
da bunny needs to stop thinking. all this thinking is cutting the BEvERage supply to my brain!!
bubble world has finally crash-landed on burnaby mountain!! ^so (exciting)!! wheeeee!!
hey (wimpy)...was that (random) or (obscure) enough for you?!? ;)
heh!! XD
- so says da ^random (obscure) bunny!!
some people are just ^so (damn) hard to please!! XD
grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :P
da bunny needs to stop thinking. all this thinking is cutting the BEvERage supply to my brain!!
bubble world has finally crash-landed on burnaby mountain!! ^so (exciting)!! wheeeee!!
hey (wimpy)...was that (random) or (obscure) enough for you?!? ;)
heh!! XD
- so says da ^random (obscure) bunny!!
2005/07/05
superbeautifulmonster!!
this past weekend has been a string of (awesome) adventures!
it began on thursday with a (red-hot) esss bbq!! it was LITERALLY (red-hot)...as in a we-set-the-esss-bbq-on-fire kinda way!! and i'm not talking a small fire either. the freakin' thing was flamin' for a good 10 minutes...with flames leaping nearly 2 feet into the air!! it was slightly alarming...but at least the grease pan is possibly more grease-free than it has been in years!!
me thinks my foodsafe training is ^so (overrated). why can't the course teach us something remotely useful...say...how to avoid operating a (flaming) bbq?!?
thursday night was julie's big b-day bash!! she turned the big (22)!! we went to the (plaza)...and proceeded to consume many red bull highballs!! i was definitely into the red bull highballs!! so was julie.
julie got (completely) trashed! (in 0-to-10 minutes)!! don't you hate it when bartenders actually follow the wonderfully complex rules of serving-it-right? :P
i went to the big CFOX canada day concert on friday...featuring none other than britt black and bif naked!! i didn't actually get there early enough to check out britt black in action...but i did walk away with her new CD "blackout". i think i'm into britt black. i think i'm also into the latest (jailbait) that blair sent my way. but most of all, i'm into (bif naked)!! bif rocks!! i want the (superbeautifulmonster) CD!! (...and no, that is not a hint...or anything!!) ;)
yesterday was devoted to harassing the (taco). and da (banana). and (taco)'s roommate. i spent hours watching the (taco) rearrange her (new) room. it was (surprisingly) entertaining. i also got fed by da (banana). at this rate, i might turn into a semi-healthy bunny by september...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
da (banana) is now happily addicted to (bloodrayne2)!! da (bunny) is addicted to...
...on second thought...i'll just censure that last comment...
yeah...i am (evil) that way!! XD
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!!
it began on thursday with a (red-hot) esss bbq!! it was LITERALLY (red-hot)...as in a we-set-the-esss-bbq-on-fire kinda way!! and i'm not talking a small fire either. the freakin' thing was flamin' for a good 10 minutes...with flames leaping nearly 2 feet into the air!! it was slightly alarming...but at least the grease pan is possibly more grease-free than it has been in years!!
me thinks my foodsafe training is ^so (overrated). why can't the course teach us something remotely useful...say...how to avoid operating a (flaming) bbq?!?
thursday night was julie's big b-day bash!! she turned the big (22)!! we went to the (plaza)...and proceeded to consume many red bull highballs!! i was definitely into the red bull highballs!! so was julie.
julie got (completely) trashed! (in 0-to-10 minutes)!! don't you hate it when bartenders actually follow the wonderfully complex rules of serving-it-right? :P
i went to the big CFOX canada day concert on friday...featuring none other than britt black and bif naked!! i didn't actually get there early enough to check out britt black in action...but i did walk away with her new CD "blackout". i think i'm into britt black. i think i'm also into the latest (jailbait) that blair sent my way. but most of all, i'm into (bif naked)!! bif rocks!! i want the (superbeautifulmonster) CD!! (...and no, that is not a hint...or anything!!) ;)
yesterday was devoted to harassing the (taco). and da (banana). and (taco)'s roommate. i spent hours watching the (taco) rearrange her (new) room. it was (surprisingly) entertaining. i also got fed by da (banana). at this rate, i might turn into a semi-healthy bunny by september...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
da (banana) is now happily addicted to (bloodrayne2)!! da (bunny) is addicted to...
...on second thought...i'll just censure that last comment...
yeah...i am (evil) that way!! XD
- so says da ^evil (alien) bunny!!
2005/06/29
excessive randomness...(episode II)...
oh! apparently 18-year-olds aren't (jailbaits)...
...at least not for da bunny...
...or so says an ^evil (taco)... :P
...hee...
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
...at least not for da bunny...
...or so says an ^evil (taco)... :P
...hee...
- so says da ^drunken (evil) bunny!!
i did it!!
yes...i did it!! (really). (seriously). it took many hours of my (tortured) existence...but i finally get to axe it off of my to-do list!!! (if you don't know what it is, shhh...it's a secret!!)
...ooooooo...
i should celebrate!! (by getting drunk)!! showing up to (fasc) should be fun tomorrow!! XD
...oooooooooooo...
i went shopping with da (banana) today! i finally bought myself an electric soldering iron!! i haven't had a chance to test it out yet, but i'd be a happy camper if it works!!
i managed to run smack into the parental units at (metrotown). yes. the (both) of them. in a mall filled with thousands of people!!!
...oh the (horror)!!
(brandy) finds this incident amusing. da (evil) bunny is (not) amused!!
da parental units are (everywhere)!!
- so says da ^traumatized (evil) bunny!!
...ooooooo...
i should celebrate!! (by getting drunk)!! showing up to (fasc) should be fun tomorrow!! XD
...oooooooooooo...
i went shopping with da (banana) today! i finally bought myself an electric soldering iron!! i haven't had a chance to test it out yet, but i'd be a happy camper if it works!!
i managed to run smack into the parental units at (metrotown). yes. the (both) of them. in a mall filled with thousands of people!!!
...oh the (horror)!!
(brandy) finds this incident amusing. da (evil) bunny is (not) amused!!
da parental units are (everywhere)!!
- so says da ^traumatized (evil) bunny!!
2005/06/27
trek of impurity...
i finally found an (awesome) house party!! or perhaps the house party found me...
...either way, it resulted in shocking levels of (intoxication)...and us wandering around in the middle of nowhere (in squamish)...a town that was in the middle of nowhere to begin with!! i suspect that i managed to drop more purity points. i blame (blair). blair is (evil). and so are (jailbaits).
oh well...purity points are (so) overrated!!
- so says da ^impure (evil) bunny!!
...either way, it resulted in shocking levels of (intoxication)...and us wandering around in the middle of nowhere (in squamish)...a town that was in the middle of nowhere to begin with!! i suspect that i managed to drop more purity points. i blame (blair). blair is (evil). and so are (jailbaits).
oh well...purity points are (so) overrated!!
- so says da ^impure (evil) bunny!!
2005/06/24
da (evil) bunny is foodsafe?!?
yes...i passed the foodsafe exam! in fact, i scored a solid 98%!!
i am now officially foodsafe!!!
(am i the only one who finds this disturbing?!?)
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
i am now officially foodsafe!!!
(am i the only one who finds this disturbing?!?)
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/06/23
excessive randomness...
i had entirely too much fun last night!! at a grocery store, of all places!! i was introduced to the (alien) concept of healthy snack food. it was slightly traumatizing. me thinks snack food should never be (healthy)!!
we wound up going to x-site for dinner!! it was awesome cuz i've been wanting to go! we spent a ridiculous amount of time in there. but there was b33r. and (taco). i was happy. :P
i didn't end up making it to the long-awaited (celebrities) outting. i set out to go around midnight...but there was still a freakin' lineup, and i didn't feel like playing outside in the rain...
i do want to go at some point tho! (celebrities) is fun!!
right now, i'm hungry. unfortunately, deranged parental units are standing between me and edible food items. this sucks. i want a (taco)...of the edible variety. or cream puffs. or cookies. or kimchi noodles.
ummm...i wonder if hot tap water is hot enough to make kimchi noodles happen?!?
- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!
we wound up going to x-site for dinner!! it was awesome cuz i've been wanting to go! we spent a ridiculous amount of time in there. but there was b33r. and (taco). i was happy. :P
i didn't end up making it to the long-awaited (celebrities) outting. i set out to go around midnight...but there was still a freakin' lineup, and i didn't feel like playing outside in the rain...
i do want to go at some point tho! (celebrities) is fun!!
right now, i'm hungry. unfortunately, deranged parental units are standing between me and edible food items. this sucks. i want a (taco)...of the edible variety. or cream puffs. or cookies. or kimchi noodles.
ummm...i wonder if hot tap water is hot enough to make kimchi noodles happen?!?
- so says da ^hungry (evil) bunny!!
2005/06/20
lateral occipital lobes?!?
lateral occipital lobes are explosive...at least according to one (drunken) wimpy. i can't comment on this one way or another. even if i did once possess such a lobe, it would currently be swimming around in b33r... ;)
the batman begins outting turned out to be a huge success! 37 people came out for opening night!! this included a random assortment of my ensc, cs, and student movement friends. i'm already pondering our next movie outting!! but before i get all carried away, i need to run another bbq...and start pushing this FAS volleyball tournament that is creeping up fast! a certain no-show will be (un)invited from all future movie outtings. (oooo...ain't i sneaky?) ;)
i spent all weekend (partying) at skillz!! it was totally AWESOME!!! there were (fun) workshops! there was much (bad) karaoke!! there was partying with the usual suspects!!! there were JCC meetings with the ambassador of fun!!!! there was excessive drunkenness on the part of many!!!!! there was the spread of conspiracy theories like wildfire!!!!!! best of all...there were nekkid BoDies in the BoD office!!!!!!! (well...maybe only one nekkid BoDie...) XD
i'm currently lounging in the bunny-mobile...and enjoying the beautiful sunshine at the beach!! the radio is blaring!!! it's 3 hours of (taco) radio!!!! i think (taco) music might be growing on me...
i want to go to a nomi-hodai!!!
- so says da ^sleepy (evil) bunny!!
the batman begins outting turned out to be a huge success! 37 people came out for opening night!! this included a random assortment of my ensc, cs, and student movement friends. i'm already pondering our next movie outting!! but before i get all carried away, i need to run another bbq...and start pushing this FAS volleyball tournament that is creeping up fast! a certain no-show will be (un)invited from all future movie outtings. (oooo...ain't i sneaky?) ;)
i spent all weekend (partying) at skillz!! it was totally AWESOME!!! there were (fun) workshops! there was much (bad) karaoke!! there was partying with the usual suspects!!! there were JCC meetings with the ambassador of fun!!!! there was excessive drunkenness on the part of many!!!!! there was the spread of conspiracy theories like wildfire!!!!!! best of all...there were nekkid BoDies in the BoD office!!!!!!! (well...maybe only one nekkid BoDie...) XD
i'm currently lounging in the bunny-mobile...and enjoying the beautiful sunshine at the beach!! the radio is blaring!!! it's 3 hours of (taco) radio!!!! i think (taco) music might be growing on me...
i want to go to a nomi-hodai!!!
- so says da ^sleepy (evil) bunny!!
2005/06/09
2005/06/07
oh ^so (evil)...
today i waged a mighty battle with the greased-up monster known as the esss bbq. for 90 long painful minutes, i scrubbed, scraped, washed, and swore until i was blue in the face...and still the grease would not fade away. to make matters worse, i removed the upper racks from the bbq, and have NO clue how to put them back!! i'm convinced that i have officially ran my last bbq EVER, because this grease-cleaning thing is fucking ridiculous!!!
grrrrrrrrrrr...
in contrast, the best part of my day was spent harassing the (taco) at the radio station. the radio station fascinates me. i can't believe that i've never spent time at CJSF until last week. i have an urge to play in the studio!!
i also have an urge to throw sharp objects at certain people. or at people in general. (yes...this anti-social thing is getting a bit out of control. there are now officially 3 people that i do not hate. pooooo...)
- so says da ^anti-people bunny!!
grrrrrrrrrrr...
in contrast, the best part of my day was spent harassing the (taco) at the radio station. the radio station fascinates me. i can't believe that i've never spent time at CJSF until last week. i have an urge to play in the studio!!
i also have an urge to throw sharp objects at certain people. or at people in general. (yes...this anti-social thing is getting a bit out of control. there are now officially 3 people that i do not hate. pooooo...)
- so says da ^anti-people bunny!!
2005/06/06
ooooooooooo...
i forgot to mention the cfs skills development weekend. it's happening from june 17-19. we'll be camping out in rez. we ain't getting townhouses this year. but i'm still TOTALLY looking forward to it!!
me thinks i should hijack the social planning from no.(fun)sdale... :P
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
me thinks i should hijack the social planning from no.(fun)sdale... :P
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
return of an (evil) bunny...
contrary to popular belief, da (evil) bunny is indeed (undead). if you are amongst those who noticed my (drunken) absence at the convocation ceremonies, i send sincere apologies. i was a ^bad (bad) bunny this week. you can lynch me...if you catch me... :)
i came to a rather important realization this week. i SUCK at cranium!! and Taboo!! and probably board games in general!!! this isn't to say that i didn't have fun at games night last night...but being on the (sober) university team and getting our collective asses kicked by a posse of (drunken) HS grads is just SAD!! :P
the fact that i wound up with driving duties was also (sad). especially when i was in the company of those who could drive and don't drink. i'm SO not taking on DD-duties for our outting to celebrities. with the notable exception of (brandy), i suspect that i'm the worst DD ever!!!! :P
i spent a hefty chunk of time this weekend at the BoD retreat. i found it useful. no heads rolled...and none of the ppl that i expected to show up drunk did so. but i'm glad that the board retreat planning is over...and that i have no other pressing BoD-werk! now i can focus on what is truly important...organizing an esss social for june to avoid the cream pies that will otherwise fly my way!!
(see? this is why one should think twice before making ridiculous campaign promises in DSU elections...pooooo!!!)
batman begins. june 15. $10.
i suspect that this qualifies as an esss social...
perhaps i won't get pied after all...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
i came to a rather important realization this week. i SUCK at cranium!! and Taboo!! and probably board games in general!!! this isn't to say that i didn't have fun at games night last night...but being on the (sober) university team and getting our collective asses kicked by a posse of (drunken) HS grads is just SAD!! :P
the fact that i wound up with driving duties was also (sad). especially when i was in the company of those who could drive and don't drink. i'm SO not taking on DD-duties for our outting to celebrities. with the notable exception of (brandy), i suspect that i'm the worst DD ever!!!! :P
i spent a hefty chunk of time this weekend at the BoD retreat. i found it useful. no heads rolled...and none of the ppl that i expected to show up drunk did so. but i'm glad that the board retreat planning is over...and that i have no other pressing BoD-werk! now i can focus on what is truly important...organizing an esss social for june to avoid the cream pies that will otherwise fly my way!!
(see? this is why one should think twice before making ridiculous campaign promises in DSU elections...pooooo!!!)
batman begins. june 15. $10.
i suspect that this qualifies as an esss social...
perhaps i won't get pied after all...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/05/22
post-election madness...
the provincial elections are over.
the federal elections aren't happening...at least for now.
gordo is still premier. paul martin is still prime minister. belinda stronach is now a liberal cabinet minister!!
isn't politics fascinating??
election day was crazy!! i spent the morning phoning up potential voters as part of the (non-partisan) rock the vote BC campaign. i spent the mid-afternoon planning a retreat...and shopping for toilet paper. i spent the late-afternoon breaking into apartment buildings...under the guise of volunteering for a (partisan) campaign. i spent the evening scrutineering the ballot count...and i got fed by a (taco)!!
afterwards we went to the big victory bash! it was shocking to see EVERYONE there. (well...maybe not THAT shocking...) we ran into mike bruce...and kT!! THAT was interesting.
i'm feeling less productive than usual. i'm also feeling completely anti-social.
i'm worried about the (taco). i sure hope she remains undrowned...
- so says da ^disturbed (evil) bunny!!
the federal elections aren't happening...at least for now.
gordo is still premier. paul martin is still prime minister. belinda stronach is now a liberal cabinet minister!!
isn't politics fascinating??
election day was crazy!! i spent the morning phoning up potential voters as part of the (non-partisan) rock the vote BC campaign. i spent the mid-afternoon planning a retreat...and shopping for toilet paper. i spent the late-afternoon breaking into apartment buildings...under the guise of volunteering for a (partisan) campaign. i spent the evening scrutineering the ballot count...and i got fed by a (taco)!!
afterwards we went to the big victory bash! it was shocking to see EVERYONE there. (well...maybe not THAT shocking...) we ran into mike bruce...and kT!! THAT was interesting.
i'm feeling less productive than usual. i'm also feeling completely anti-social.
i'm worried about the (taco). i sure hope she remains undrowned...
- so says da ^disturbed (evil) bunny!!
2005/05/14
yeah, puppies!!!
muggs 'n' juggs was fun!! and not just because of the overabundance of puppies (minus) bikinis!! tons of ppl came out. (mensc) was well-represented with their spankin' new t-shirts. but it was julie and tracy who stole the show with their custom-made (mensc) tanks!! :P
da polar bear managed to convince wimpy to go! it was wimpy's first visit to an adult establishment. watching wimpy shrink back in abject horror at the sight of another woman's "private parts" was nearly as entertaining as the show itself. (nearly...but not quite...) hee... :P
last night a bunch of us hung out and did much of nothing. doing nothing is seriously underrated!! it took us over an hour to get out of the office. i blame (shunsdal). he showed up just as we were leaving...and with a couch and an lazy-boy no less... :P
we went to earls to harass da banana. that was fun. she was busy working, so we wandered off and played with candies at the honey mustard house. i learned the intricate rules of rummoli, and developed new insight into the significance of ^armored (taco)s. that too was fun. :D
today i ran into katie and (tk) at the campaign office. katie mocked me...and played with my hair...
pooooooooooooo...
i made plans to hang with (tk) tomorrow. i miss (tk). i should call her more often. i should stop being a ^bad (bad) bunny.
poooooo...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
da polar bear managed to convince wimpy to go! it was wimpy's first visit to an adult establishment. watching wimpy shrink back in abject horror at the sight of another woman's "private parts" was nearly as entertaining as the show itself. (nearly...but not quite...) hee... :P
last night a bunch of us hung out and did much of nothing. doing nothing is seriously underrated!! it took us over an hour to get out of the office. i blame (shunsdal). he showed up just as we were leaving...and with a couch and an lazy-boy no less... :P
we went to earls to harass da banana. that was fun. she was busy working, so we wandered off and played with candies at the honey mustard house. i learned the intricate rules of rummoli, and developed new insight into the significance of ^armored (taco)s. that too was fun. :D
today i ran into katie and (tk) at the campaign office. katie mocked me...and played with my hair...
pooooooooooooo...
i made plans to hang with (tk) tomorrow. i miss (tk). i should call her more often. i should stop being a ^bad (bad) bunny.
poooooo...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/05/12
playing with bananas...
it's 3:47am...and i'm kicking around the resource office...(sober)...
i'm hanging out with da banana, who is playing with her homework assignment in indesign. i should probably take the opportunity to work on the fas bbq plans...or that dreadful exit report...but it's clearly way more fun to procrastinate...
wow...ana is done!! shocking!! i never thought we would get here...
heh!!
- so says da (evil) bunny!
i'm hanging out with da banana, who is playing with her homework assignment in indesign. i should probably take the opportunity to work on the fas bbq plans...or that dreadful exit report...but it's clearly way more fun to procrastinate...
wow...ana is done!! shocking!! i never thought we would get here...
heh!!
- so says da (evil) bunny!
2005/05/08
chaotic (evil)...
the past 72 hours have been rather interesting. i engaged in activities that i've been wanting to partake in for a long time, but never got around to doing. i did something that i had never done, and never particularly cared to do. i experienced something that i subconciously might have wanted to do, but never thought that i would find myself doing. i learned some rather interesting things about the people that i work with. i found out that not only am i generally (evil), i'm chaotic (evil)!! i flirted with the current object of my obsession, recognizing fully that she is (hopelessly) unattainable. i left a giant footprint on (shunsdal)'s ass. it was fun. (all of it). for all of you out there...try hard enough, and i can be persuaded to do (almost) anything...(once)... ;)
julie and i are going to muggs 'n' juggs next week...along with all of mensc. i'm rather determined to drag wimpy with us. wimpy is going away to japan soon, and we need to prepare her for potential encounters with dirty old men. (there is a context to this. it involves young girls and dirty underwear.) :D
i'm going on a roadtrip some time this summer. i want to go to edmonton or calgary. someone suggested an ensc roadtrip, and now i'm tempted to plan this as my next ensc social. the only problem is...i know that we will end up drinking some small town dry...never make it into alberta...and finally get shipped home in a number of caskets...
i wouldn't mind going to kamloops either. (ummm...maybe we can make it a BoD priority...and we can count it towards our BoD requirements...)
speaking of BoD, i still haven't written my exit report. (did anyone *really* expect otherwise?)
- so says da ^chaotic (evil) bunny!!
julie and i are going to muggs 'n' juggs next week...along with all of mensc. i'm rather determined to drag wimpy with us. wimpy is going away to japan soon, and we need to prepare her for potential encounters with dirty old men. (there is a context to this. it involves young girls and dirty underwear.) :D
i'm going on a roadtrip some time this summer. i want to go to edmonton or calgary. someone suggested an ensc roadtrip, and now i'm tempted to plan this as my next ensc social. the only problem is...i know that we will end up drinking some small town dry...never make it into alberta...and finally get shipped home in a number of caskets...
i wouldn't mind going to kamloops either. (ummm...maybe we can make it a BoD priority...and we can count it towards our BoD requirements...)
speaking of BoD, i still haven't written my exit report. (did anyone *really* expect otherwise?)
- so says da ^chaotic (evil) bunny!!
2005/05/04
state of unproductivity...
i had an entirely unproductive day today. i checked in at the office...blew shit up in the lab...harassed some nu-BoDies...hung out with my (non)-drinking buddy...watched an election debate...and engaged in many hours of "office work" with the klutzy one. i got no work done. it was great!!
i'm officially getting myself a giant bunny!! da polar bear and i even discussed what to name it!! we are going to name it after some form of liquor. i (clearly) think we should name it (brandy)... :P
i still need to get a liquor license for the bbq. i also need to get us a food permit. i need to harass the cmnsu president for reasons other than my own personal amusement. i need to draft promotional emails.
i need a drink.
poooooo...
- so says da (evil) ((lazy)) bunny!!
i'm officially getting myself a giant bunny!! da polar bear and i even discussed what to name it!! we are going to name it after some form of liquor. i (clearly) think we should name it (brandy)... :P
i still need to get a liquor license for the bbq. i also need to get us a food permit. i need to harass the cmnsu president for reasons other than my own personal amusement. i need to draft promotional emails.
i need a drink.
poooooo...
- so says da (evil) ((lazy)) bunny!!
2005/05/02
new beginnings...
i was strangely productive today. i finally finished that midnight madness write-up that i promised allen for the yearbook, drafted the funding proposal for the FAS molson-(sponsored) bbq, and considered starting on my exit report! :)
but before you try to get my head examined...you can rest assured! i didn't actually start on the exit report...because that level of productivity would just be freaky...
today was also day 1 of the new term for the SFSS BoD! yeah to term number 4!! (that too is a bit freaky). after 3 terms on the BoD with our friendly-neighborhood GIO, i think i might actually miss the oh-so-cheery one... :'(
we have an exec meeting at 10:30am tomorrow. it will be the first official meeting of the 05/06 term. yesterday i turned down a special invite to a weekend party in WHISTLER just so i can make it to the meeting. how wrong is that?? maybe i should get my head examined after all...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
but before you try to get my head examined...you can rest assured! i didn't actually start on the exit report...because that level of productivity would just be freaky...
today was also day 1 of the new term for the SFSS BoD! yeah to term number 4!! (that too is a bit freaky). after 3 terms on the BoD with our friendly-neighborhood GIO, i think i might actually miss the oh-so-cheery one... :'(
we have an exec meeting at 10:30am tomorrow. it will be the first official meeting of the 05/06 term. yesterday i turned down a special invite to a weekend party in WHISTLER just so i can make it to the meeting. how wrong is that?? maybe i should get my head examined after all...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/04/29
you know you are lazy when...
...you procrastinate on blogging all week...or you blog at odd hours just to procrastinate on sleep... :P
this week has been pretty good for procrastinating. i pulled an all-nighter to draft our post-mortem on the 440 monster on saturday/sunday...and have done shit-all since. of course the 440 monster will re-emerge in four months to bite us in the ass, but four months is still a good number of months away...
i was also supposed to get my ass on the bbq planning. that hasn't happened. (obviously). i have no clue why i volunteered to draft the funding proposal. especially when noah was rather willing to get suckered into it. :(
the FAS formal last friday was AWESOME!! i'm really glad my sfss "posse" decided to come along!! there are some amazing photos online, courtesy of the csss and cmnsu. you can check them out here and here. i'm particularly fond of this one, featuring one cmnsu president in a dance-off showdown! (i love the cmnsu president!! she's just so freakin' cool!) :P
i have even more amazing photos on my camera. many of those are from the crush after-party. they mostly involve a very drunken wimpy. some involve an equally drunken julie. i'd share them, except i'd have to stop procrastinating on my webspace hunting...poooo!!
the summer 2005 student orientation session is happening in 7.5 hours! there have been no requests for volunteers. but i suspect i'd be popping by, if only to heckle our wonderfully klutzy nu-MSO!! (and perhaps harass my new favorite peakie!!) :P
- so says da (evil) ((evil)) bunny!!
this week has been pretty good for procrastinating. i pulled an all-nighter to draft our post-mortem on the 440 monster on saturday/sunday...and have done shit-all since. of course the 440 monster will re-emerge in four months to bite us in the ass, but four months is still a good number of months away...
i was also supposed to get my ass on the bbq planning. that hasn't happened. (obviously). i have no clue why i volunteered to draft the funding proposal. especially when noah was rather willing to get suckered into it. :(
the FAS formal last friday was AWESOME!! i'm really glad my sfss "posse" decided to come along!! there are some amazing photos online, courtesy of the csss and cmnsu. you can check them out here and here. i'm particularly fond of this one, featuring one cmnsu president in a dance-off showdown! (i love the cmnsu president!! she's just so freakin' cool!) :P
i have even more amazing photos on my camera. many of those are from the crush after-party. they mostly involve a very drunken wimpy. some involve an equally drunken julie. i'd share them, except i'd have to stop procrastinating on my webspace hunting...poooo!!
the summer 2005 student orientation session is happening in 7.5 hours! there have been no requests for volunteers. but i suspect i'd be popping by, if only to heckle our wonderfully klutzy nu-MSO!! (and perhaps harass my new favorite peakie!!) :P
- so says da (evil) ((evil)) bunny!!
2005/04/21
the art of procrastination...
it's 8:00am...and i have officially survived yet another 440-induced all-nighter!! we are demo-ing our project in 6 hours, and then it is on to the post-mortem!! (i suspect that it will be a post-mortem on the lucky one...who shall suffer an untimely...if not entirely tragic...demise should our project fail...)
we also have to test the device in the field at some point. we must analysis the act of falling. good thing i know of a possible test subject...one who have long perfected the fine art of falling... :P
the FAS formal is tomorrow!! i'm SO looking forward to it!! i may hate being an engineering student, but FAS rules (...and FASS drools)!!!
i should really stop procrastinating...
but then again...the act of procrastination is an art...and i happen to be rather good at it...
hee...
yeah...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
we also have to test the device in the field at some point. we must analysis the act of falling. good thing i know of a possible test subject...one who have long perfected the fine art of falling... :P
the FAS formal is tomorrow!! i'm SO looking forward to it!! i may hate being an engineering student, but FAS rules (...and FASS drools)!!!
i should really stop procrastinating...
but then again...the act of procrastination is an art...and i happen to be rather good at it...
hee...
yeah...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
2005/04/17
bif naked is AMAZING!!
...and i'm so thrilled that i finally got to see her perform live!! this was at the supernova.com concert that i "volunteered" at last night. i wasn't overly productive on the volunteering front, but i did get to hang out with a couple of friends, and met a couple of really cool people as well. there were a TON of underage people at the event, which was a really weird experience. i can't remember the last event i went to where there was a beer garden...and no one in it!! (wait...i do remember...but we are not gonna talk about that...)
bif didn't take the stage until 11:45pm or so. the crowd had thinned out a bit by then, and i was able to squeeze right up close to the stage. i was within 10 feet of the stage for the whole set...and only got kicked in the head once. i nearly got bowled over a couple of times by some overly-bouncy 16-year-olds...but it was fun!! i spotted jason about 3 songs into the set. he was filming on his camera. i'm hoping he got some good shots. i can't wait to see his footage from this and the velvet revolver concert!!
right now i'm procrastinating on socializing with the monster that is my 440 project. i have to solve the mystery that is EAGLE, come up with some remotely intelligent things to say to the lucky one, and work on a post-mortem. (for those of you who have no clue what i'm talking about, let me assure you that the 440 monster is nowhere near as interesting as it may sound...)
it is now 02:51 pacific time...and none of the usual suspects are kicking around on MSN. this is SO strange. damn all these people that actually sleep through the early morning hours...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!
bif didn't take the stage until 11:45pm or so. the crowd had thinned out a bit by then, and i was able to squeeze right up close to the stage. i was within 10 feet of the stage for the whole set...and only got kicked in the head once. i nearly got bowled over a couple of times by some overly-bouncy 16-year-olds...but it was fun!! i spotted jason about 3 songs into the set. he was filming on his camera. i'm hoping he got some good shots. i can't wait to see his footage from this and the velvet revolver concert!!
right now i'm procrastinating on socializing with the monster that is my 440 project. i have to solve the mystery that is EAGLE, come up with some remotely intelligent things to say to the lucky one, and work on a post-mortem. (for those of you who have no clue what i'm talking about, let me assure you that the 440 monster is nowhere near as interesting as it may sound...)
it is now 02:51 pacific time...and none of the usual suspects are kicking around on MSN. this is SO strange. damn all these people that actually sleep through the early morning hours...
- so says da (evil) bunny!!